Why do Seagulls have wings?

[Dave_Snelson]

....to beat the scousers to the tip!



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[TwoStroke]

Talking of scousers...

MODENA, ITALY

The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British Government's "work for dole" scheme, hiring unemployed youths from Liverpool.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths in Liverpool were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds. This, despite the lack of proper equipment, compares favourably with Ferrari’s existing crew who can only do it in 8 seconds.

This is considered to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari management. Most races are won and lost in the pits and Ferrari should expect to have an advantage over every other team.

Ferrari expectations have in fact been easily exceeded. During the crews first practice session, not only were the Scousers able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed and re-badged the car and sold it to the Mclaren team for the price of four dozen cans of Stella and a gram of Charlie.

Cheers ;-)


... I want to be back on the water!

 

[Dave_Snelson]

Re: Talking of scousers...

Excellent

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[David2452]

So they don't slip out of ladies pants.

Mine has no wings but it does have a prop.

David

 

[Jeremy_W]

Re: Talking of scousers...

Two scousers have, by mistake, walked into a gay bar. A teribly camp chap walks up to one of them and says "fancy a blow job" Well the scousers go mad, punch the man, break all his arms and legs....
"Hold it", says the barman, "what did he ever do to you?"
"He mentioned a job", reply the scousers

 

[aztec]

Re: Talking of scousers...

this is probably too bad but....

what do you call a scouse abortion?
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[Guest]

Re: Talking of scousers...

What do you call a Scouser in a three piece suit.............The accused.

Bally Bollinger Boundah

 

[Jeremy_W]

Re: Talking of scousers...

As in, what do you call a scouser in a detached house - "a burglar" What do you call a scouser in a suit - "the accused" .........

When do we get to start on Essex Girl jokes?

 

[LiamS]

Re: Talking of scousers...

What do you say to a scouser with a job...........................................................................two big macs and fries please

 

[david_e]

..guy parks his car near Anfield on match day,

little kid says "look after your car for a fiver mister"

Guy says "can't you see there's a Rotweiler in the back?"

"Puts out fires does he?"