Who said footballers were thick

BarryD

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OK nothing to do with boating but I must share this with the footie fans. I'm off to do battle with the 12 year old auditor again so I shan't post again today (Pauline!). Then I'm off the the Old Cheshire Cheese to vent my spleen against KPMFG.

WHO SAYS FOOTBALLERS ARE THICK

My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.
David Beckham

I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.
Mark Viduka

He's put on weight and I've lost it, and vice versa.
Ronnie Whelan

Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had.
David Beckham

If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day.
Neville Southall

We lost because we didn't win.
Ronaldo

I've had 14 bookings this season 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.
Paul Gascoigne

I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.
Alan Shearer

I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.
Mark Draper

You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and were knocked out.
Peter Shilton

I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester.
Stan Collymore

I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing.
Ade Akinbiyi

Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.
Ian Wright

I'm as happy as I can be, but I have been happier.
Ugo Ehiogu

It took a lot of bottle for Tony (Adams) to own up.
Ian Wright

Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough.
Jonathan Woodgate

I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.
Stuart Pearce

I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.
Lee Hendrie

I couldn't settle in Italy it was like living in a foreign country.
Ian Rush

Germany are a very difficult team to play. They had 11 internationals out there today.
Steve Lomas

I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.
Barry Venison

The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukrainians will be more European.
Phil Neville

All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.
Mitchell Thomas

The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.
Graeme Le Saux

One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.
Alan Shearer

Id rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd.
Johnny Giles

Sometimes in football you have to score goals.
Thierry Henry

I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.
Les Ferdinand

It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.
Richard Rufus

There's no in between, you're either good or bad. We were in between.
Gary Lineker

Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win. (I subscribe to this too - BarryD)
Vinny Jones
 

paulineb

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Keep death off the road

If anyone is driving in the vicinity of BarryD after his visit to the 12 year old auditor, for goodness sake do yourself a favour and get the hell out of there - he takes no prisoners ;-)

Pxx
 

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Re: Keep death off the road

As some of us have found out to our cost.Not flamed more a light roasting. Cripes.
 

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Re: Barry, KPMG

To give you a chuckle I will email you the newly-commissioned KPMG song as an mp3 file. Speshully written for them, it strums along Eurovision like with lyris that go "We are KPMG, we got global strategeee..." You will, I absolutely guarantee, piss yourself laughing. Send me your work email address......
 

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Opps.

Ahh Oldgit, I did apologise. Besides it was a good meeting he brought his older sister along so I ignored him. Yip yip yip - dammed puppy.
 

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Re: KPMG - Correction

Not employed by me! I'm a most junior drone in charge of making sure the mice keep the wheel turning. KPMFG are employed by the senior gods who have offices with windows as opposed to my fluroescent hell in the sub basement.

Also MVII very small boat.
 
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