Who is Jimmie..........

[boatone]

.......is he who she says he is i.e. Jemima wotever or is Jimmie really someone else in disguise?
Lets look at the evidence................/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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[byron]

She's Mr Riddle's wife /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif

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[ToMo]

Isn't that the the Fella that all fighting drunk Scottish Gentlemen address?....as in "see you Jimmie!"

TôMö

 

[Chris_d]

Careful... remember what happened to titch.

 

[jimi]

Doot if he or she's scottish ... however he/she has been registered for a quite a while and initial posts were mundane and a considerable gap before reposting so a definite possibility of gender change.

On a lighter note ..

An Englishman is being shown around a Scottish hospital. Towards the end of
his visit, he is shown into a ward with a number of people with no obvious
signs of injury.

He goes to speak to the first man he sees and the man pipes up: "Fair fa'
yer honest sonsie face, Great chieftain e' the puddin' race! Aboon them a'
ye tak your place, painch, tripe, or thairm: Weel are ye wordy o'a grace as
lang's my arm."

The Englishman , being somewhat taken aback goes to the next patient and
immediately the patient launches into: "Some hae meat, and canna eat, And
some wad eat that want it, But we hae meat and we can eat, And sae the Lord
be thankit."

This continues with the next patient: "Wee sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous
beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie! Thou need na start awa sae
hasty, wi bickering brattle: I wad be laith to rin and chase thee , wi
murdering pattle!"

The Englishman turns to the doctor accompanying him on the visit and asks,
'What is this, the psychiatric ward?'
.



" No, no," replies the doctor, "it's the Serious Burns unit."

 

[lanason]

ToMo - welcome back - where are u .... tried to ring you the other day .......
Tell me more ....

Adrian
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[petem]

One of the Krankies!!!!!! (explains the sex confusion). Funnily enuf he/she was on the telly the other day. Anyone else watch 'The Entertainers', very funny. Mostly a right load of sadarses (apart from Bobby Davro who has v.nice gaff and vv.nice wife).

 

[jimmie]

Tony, I am who I say I am, unlike some. Do you often adorn yourself with your Boa?

 

[boatone]

Interesting to seee you list 'exhibiting' amongst your hobbies....wot do you exhibit /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
Also, I just have to ask where you keep Big Buoy and wot sort of craft is she?

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[coliholic]

Surely you know she's had Big Boy cut off hence is now a girlie? Leastways she was when she chased me round her boat when I was redocorating it for her.

Nice girl, but boy can she fart.

 

[jimmie]

Really, I would'nt wish to divulge the location of my pleasure craft .. all sort of strange characters might start pestering me ... I wish. Big Buoy is a boat I bought together with a Japanese businessman boyfriend, he then disapppeared and I was left with the boat which I've learned to drive. I think its a tinty ella 51 or something like that anyway its got pink stripes now, it quite big with sticky up things to hang some washing out on. I am an artiste and exhibit privately.

 

[BarryH]

Told ya!!

 

[boatone]

are the stripes horizontal or vertical? Artiste eh....I used to be a bit of an artiste in my yoof ....but that was before I met Byron and found out how cute cuteyholic is (not!)
Oh yes, ignore battyh.....he wouldnyt know one if it ran him over......./forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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[jimmie]

Funnily enough the stripes run both ways .. ask Coliholic .. he did them after emptying the navigation cabinet of

1) Tequila Carralejo
2) Fraantzeskos Ouzo Samos
3) Kirschwasser Schlader
4) Mandarine Napoleon

I had to give him some whisky to calm him down later!

 

[jimmie]

Flatulence ..

Colin, I kept on telling you it was the bilges. Talking of wind, do you know that if you stick your penknife in the mast the wind will start to blow?

 

[hlb]

I think Jimmy's a wuffta. No personal insult implied. Just hope he does not get to close.

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