Which Sports Cruiser to Impress Hottie Tottie ?

[Hurleyburly]

Camargue 50 with throbbing CATs ?

 

[ajt]

Its not the size its what you do with it

 

[itsonlymoney]

Mines not big but its busy......

 

[Nick_H]

ah, but CAT's attract dogs

 

[duncan]

thought that was what he was after?

 

[britemp]

I think it's got to be the Sunseeker Predator 108 with the black hull, silver topsides and triple arneson surface drives with 3 x 2000hp MTU engines. . . .

 

[Andrew_Fanner]

We need more info on the intended Hottie Tottie. Has she any previous boating experience beyond the pedaloes in the council boating lake? Easily impressed or very picky?

A punt + champagne and strawberries can be a very effective alternative to several £100K of engine nosies and spray. Trust me on this

 

[duncan]

couldn't agree more - just add whicker hamper with appropriate nibbles, crystal glasses for the champers and a quality travel rug....................

 

[andy_wilson]

What counts as appropriate nibbles?

Is it different on a first date / boat trip compared to later trips?

 

[duncan]

definitly - first time out you will have a wider range to suite possible tastes; after that you will have learnt from experience won't you?

007 seemed to have got it about right when he opend his emergency supplies at that health farm in one of the earlier films - Thunderball? Crackers are of course a must - bruahing away loose crumbs is such an ice breaker!

 

[KCook]

I would guess either the Camargue or an Atlantis? Where are Paulineb and Powerskipper when we need them? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Kelly Cook

 

[gjgm]

The one with you on board, surely?

 

[npf1]

just buy a sailing boat!

 

[oldgit]

Why not try asking your wife or lady friend this question and let us know the result.

 

[captainalex]

speaking of 007, that escape pod/boat in the spy who loved me was rather classy. Pred108 is would be good, jacuzzi on the front,own personal barmaid etc... .

 

[ari]

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just buy a sailing boat!

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Yup, nothing turns a woman on more than bobbing up and down going no where fast, leaning over a lot, sweating over ropes and generally getting cold and wet.

It can't fail! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Judders]

There is a certain sort of woman who is impressed by a big overpriced plastic blob entirely devoid of soul.

 

[tcm]

Example please.

And you could let us what sort of woman (if any) is attracted by insurance broking, rugby and sailing?

 

[Judders]

Well does it not stand to reason that the sort of girl who is attracted to an overpriced big noisy generic plastic vessel with no soul is likely to be noisy generic and devoid of soul but expensive to maintain?

Ergo, if you want to attract a page three bimbo, get a boat that reflects these traits.

 

[tcm]

Hm, but your interests are insurance and rugby.

Nice fast comfy mobos are rather a long way outside your area of expertise, no?