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Where The **** Is Colins Boat!! *DELETED*
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coliholic
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Re: Where The **** Is Colins Boat!!
What? Better see B1 to get your piccie sorted.
What? Better see B1 to get your piccie sorted.
hlb
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Re: Where The **** Is Colins Boat!!
Am fed up.
<font color=blue>Haydn
Am fed up.
coliholic
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Re: Where The **** Is Colins Boat!!
So why you fed up H? What's the problem?
C'mon you can tell us here on the agony column
So why you fed up H? What's the problem?
C'mon you can tell us here on the agony column
ccscott49
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Re: Where The **** Is Colins Boat!!
We are having a little trouble transmitting maps around on E mail and things and his confuser keeps saying I'm sending him a bomb and it's gonna blow up if he opens it and ......etc......etc.I'm sending him a map of the port vell area of Barcelona,. with an "X" on it, but he's not getting it, mind you neither is Tutt's, but thats another problem, anyway, I've sent instructions now, but you know both of us and something may be getting lost in the translation, hence this post! Simple Eh!
We are having a little trouble transmitting maps around on E mail and things and his confuser keeps saying I'm sending him a bomb and it's gonna blow up if he opens it and ......etc......etc.I'm sending him a map of the port vell area of Barcelona,. with an "X" on it, but he's not getting it, mind you neither is Tutt's, but thats another problem, anyway, I've sent instructions now, but you know both of us and something may be getting lost in the translation, hence this post! Simple Eh!
hlb
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Re: Where The **** Is Colins Boat!!
And. I've got a map thingy here. But Colin either cant/wont. Anyway he's being difficult and wont put a cross on it. Bloody sailors!! You just cant get the crew these days. (Kicks the cat. Sorry Donkey). http://www.bcn.es/guia/welcomea.htm
<font color=blue>Haydn
And. I've got a map thingy here. But Colin either cant/wont. Anyway he's being difficult and wont put a cross on it. Bloody sailors!! You just cant get the crew these days. (Kicks the cat. Sorry Donkey). http://www.bcn.es/guia/welcomea.htm
ccscott49
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Re: Where The **** Is Colins Boat!!
I can't put a cross on it, because the scale is TOO EFFIN BIG!!! you need to zoom in on it to the harbour area, just like I told you in the PM. Did you get the last one, with the very detailed instructions with waypoints and routes, with bearings and tidal vectors, avoiding sunken ships in the channel and big hard rocks and stuff like that, allowing for the currents in the straits you should be in Barcelona by this time next year and that includes flying!!
I can't put a cross on it, because the scale is TOO EFFIN BIG!!! you need to zoom in on it to the harbour area, just like I told you in the PM. Did you get the last one, with the very detailed instructions with waypoints and routes, with bearings and tidal vectors, avoiding sunken ships in the channel and big hard rocks and stuff like that, allowing for the currents in the straits you should be in Barcelona by this time next year and that includes flying!!
hlb
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Re: Where The **** Is Colins Boat!!
Is this big enough for you Colin. Or do you want Harrys Glasses!!
<font color=blue>Haydn
Is this big enough for you Colin. Or do you want Harrys Glasses!!
coliholic
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Re: Where The **** Is Colins Boat!!
Well my guess is that it'll be on the blue bit. So that narrows it down a lot for you H.
And what you done to my puter? It's gorn all big and squashed up to one side now. Pack it in or I'll set jimmie on you.
Well my guess is that it'll be on the blue bit. So that narrows it down a lot for you H.
And what you done to my puter? It's gorn all big and squashed up to one side now. Pack it in or I'll set jimmie on you.
hlb
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Re: Where The **** Is Colins Boat!!
Dear Aunty Cutey Coliholic.
Please help.
It started abou six oclock this morning and has been going on all day. First it was Scotty Colic for a couple of hours. Then Shock Horrorus. A cheque from B1 Tonyorus. Then If that was not enough to get Harry down. I gets a cheque from YOU. In the same post. There only about three months late!! So I've sent you a BOAT ONE Flag and a humongus dish cloth for Tony, or maybe the other way round. I have also sent you a few other surprises but the lady in the post orofice said you wont get it for Christmas. So hard luck. Anyway. Tuther Coliwobble Binladin has been sending me Bombs through the email all bloody day and I'm at my witts end. Please help!!
<font color=blue>Haydn
Dear Aunty Cutey Coliholic.
Please help.
It started abou six oclock this morning and has been going on all day. First it was Scotty Colic for a couple of hours. Then Shock Horrorus. A cheque from B1 Tonyorus. Then If that was not enough to get Harry down. I gets a cheque from YOU. In the same post. There only about three months late!! So I've sent you a BOAT ONE Flag and a humongus dish cloth for Tony, or maybe the other way round. I have also sent you a few other surprises but the lady in the post orofice said you wont get it for Christmas. So hard luck. Anyway. Tuther Coliwobble Binladin has been sending me Bombs through the email all bloody day and I'm at my witts end. Please help!!
ccscott49
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Re: Where The **** Is Colins Boat!!
You see the little square in the middle, thats ther map you need, you've got half of Catalunya on there, even covers effin' Madrid!! But you now have a proper map, compliments of Scotty enterprises, cartographers to royalty! So you should be able to find me now, after all you don't even have to find the boat, I shopuld really have come out to the airport, and collected you!
No! You cannot bring Harry! Theres no room onboard for him and his hooves damage the teak! Theres also a hay and carrot blight in Spain!
You see the little square in the middle, thats ther map you need, you've got half of Catalunya on there, even covers effin' Madrid!! But you now have a proper map, compliments of Scotty enterprises, cartographers to royalty! So you should be able to find me now, after all you don't even have to find the boat, I shopuld really have come out to the airport, and collected you!
No! You cannot bring Harry! Theres no room onboard for him and his hooves damage the teak! Theres also a hay and carrot blight in Spain!
ccscott49
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Re: Where The **** Is Colins Boat!!
No! No! I promise to be good......... not jemziepoos!!
No! No! I promise to be good......... not jemziepoos!!
coliholic
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Best thing Col is if we come too and show H the way. Bluddy Norverners can't navigate without a GPS.
So suggest my six, B1 and his 4, Northern Wave plus1, BarryH and I think 3, Byron and half the Greek Navy (so 2), Sandra Lanason, Jimmie and his seaman friend, PaulineB plus 4, mtb plus a couple. Suggest you arrange coach to pick us all up at airport.
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Oh and better have Longjohn to change the filters for you, so two more there.
How big is this boat of yours BTW?
Or mebbe just give H the lat and long and letim use his GPS eh?
<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by coliholic on 21/12/2002 15:31 (server time).</FONT></P>
Best thing Col is if we come too and show H the way. Bluddy Norverners can't navigate without a GPS.
So suggest my six, B1 and his 4, Northern Wave plus1, BarryH and I think 3, Byron and half the Greek Navy (so 2), Sandra Lanason, Jimmie and his seaman friend, PaulineB plus 4, mtb plus a couple. Suggest you arrange coach to pick us all up at airport.
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Oh and better have Longjohn to change the filters for you, so two more there.
How big is this boat of yours BTW?
Or mebbe just give H the lat and long and letim use his GPS eh?
<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by coliholic on 21/12/2002 15:31 (server time).</FONT></P>
hlb
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Re: Where The **** Is Colins Boat!!
Well it wouldn't let me have the little square in the middle, would it. Or would have sent it. You dont think I've had time to read and study your poxy emails do you. I'm a frazzeled wreck, dealing with you lot. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif Wheres Aunty Cutey.
<font color=blue>Haydn
Well it wouldn't let me have the little square in the middle, would it. Or would have sent it. You dont think I've had time to read and study your poxy emails do you. I'm a frazzeled wreck, dealing with you lot. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif Wheres Aunty Cutey.
ccscott49
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Re: Where The **** Is Colins Boat!!
Now Now you wimp!....can I speak to harry instead, more sense out of him!.....No? OK, then Has the map I sent you worked this time? If so, I can start drilling this oilwell which I have been delaying all day, whilst trying to prevent you from gettin' lost! Hmmmmmm.....well.........can I tell them all is well and to go ahead?!
Now Now you wimp!....can I speak to harry instead, more sense out of him!.....No? OK, then Has the map I sent you worked this time? If so, I can start drilling this oilwell which I have been delaying all day, whilst trying to prevent you from gettin' lost! Hmmmmmm.....well.........can I tell them all is well and to go ahead?!
ccscott49
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Well, you'd better bring sleeping bags, no problem plenty of deck space under the full cover, even be dry under there, if you all bring a sheet of wet or dry and a varnish brush, wer can have the whole boat done in a morning, I'll even supply the beer and cava, you all have to bring three cans of cider with you, it's expensive down here and I drink a fair amount of it! Right now where do I book a coach?
Give Haydn, lat and long are you kiddin' I would like to see him this year!! Can you really imagine navigatin' a Barcelona (North African) taxi driver with a GPS? Worse than.....well god knows what would happen, Haydn in broad lancashire, christ it would be an international incident of huge proportions, questions would be asked in the house! Oh dear.......................
Well, you'd better bring sleeping bags, no problem plenty of deck space under the full cover, even be dry under there, if you all bring a sheet of wet or dry and a varnish brush, wer can have the whole boat done in a morning, I'll even supply the beer and cava, you all have to bring three cans of cider with you, it's expensive down here and I drink a fair amount of it! Right now where do I book a coach?
Give Haydn, lat and long are you kiddin' I would like to see him this year!! Can you really imagine navigatin' a Barcelona (North African) taxi driver with a GPS? Worse than.....well god knows what would happen, Haydn in broad lancashire, christ it would be an international incident of huge proportions, questions would be asked in the house! Oh dear.......................
hlb
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Re: Where The **** Is Colins Boat!!
Oh just get on with it! And whilst your at it I need an oil change so drill a bit more up! Maps all printed out. Mind you I cant read a word on it. On Aunty Cutey Coliholics advice. I am going to head for the blue bit and work from there. Harry cant come by the way. He said something about the seating on easy jet!!
<font color=blue>Haydn
Oh just get on with it! And whilst your at it I need an oil change so drill a bit more up! Maps all printed out. Mind you I cant read a word on it. On Aunty Cutey Coliholics advice. I am going to head for the blue bit and work from there. Harry cant come by the way. He said something about the seating on easy jet!!
ccscott49
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But you can read the instructions can't you? Oh bugger this! let me talk to arry................listen arry, who wears the saddle in this house you or 'im, well kick 'is arse then, Yes, both feet and get 'is arse in gear!!
But you can read the instructions can't you? Oh bugger this! let me talk to arry................listen arry, who wears the saddle in this house you or 'im, well kick 'is arse then, Yes, both feet and get 'is arse in gear!!
