Where or what?

[Clyde_Wanderer]

My wife and her friend Brenda haved booked a surprise day out for the four of us for tomorrow.
I have been told to wear a suit.
I wont be able to smoke during the four hour long surprise, and I can not for the life of me guess what it is.
Its not on a plane or in the sky and as far as I know its not on a boat, it cant be in a building as there would be some way I could get out for a smoke while nipping to the loo, Wife says I will be able to get a drink but maybe not a pint.
Anyone like to hazard a guess or any ideas?
A vertuel pint for the closest or correct guesser.
All will be revealed tomorrow night or monday.
C_W

 

[jimi]

Marriage counselling session?

 

[Poignard]

Rehearsing your burial?

 

[rib]

your going to an old peoples home/childrens home talking and being nice then handing over a big wad of cash then having a stiff drink ?

 

[[32511]]

They are dragging you along to the Bolshoi Ballet (The Nutcracker)
Grin and bear it, Eamonn!

 

[bikedaft]

seaplane ride?

take a hip flask

(apologies for a serious answer!)

 

[snowleopard]

You are going to a posh restaurant. Remembering a previous thread about paying for surprise parties, leave your wallet at home!

 

[simon barefoot]

A very posh vet to get you neutered???
Or a train ride...

 

[Poignard]

Could be a trip to the movies. To watch "Into Great Silence". 3 hours of silence in a Carthusian monastery.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0478160/

 

[Kylora]

C_W's Night Out

I think that you're going to the Glasgow Concert Hall ......See http://www.glasgowconcerthalls.com/whatson/event/95152-City-of-Glasgow-Chorus-A-Christmas-Cracker

Ash....You'll be so entranced that you won't have time to nip out for a ciggy!!!!

 

[jimi]

Its dancing lessons, mate ;-)

 

[Clyde_Wanderer]

Marriage counselling session?

Wouldent work

 

[Clyde_Wanderer]

Rehearsing your burial?

She's dont that.

 

[Clyde_Wanderer]

your going to an old peoples home/childrens home talking and being nice then handing over a big wad of cash then having a stiff drink ?

Sounds like my house

 

[Clyde_Wanderer]

seaplane ride?

take a hip flask

(apologies for a serious answer!)

No she knows I dont do air travel.

 

[Clyde_Wanderer]

You are going to a posh restaurant. Remembering a previous thread about paying for surprise parties, leave your wallet at home!

For four hours, must be a big meal, but certainly I could nip out for a quick smoke from a restaurant?

 

[Clyde_Wanderer]

A very posh vet to get you neutered???
Or a train ride...

The vet bit has been done, I had thought about a train ride,.
Where does the Orient express leave from?
Aparently its an early start in the morn and latish home.

 

[Clyde_Wanderer]

Could be a trip to the movies. To watch "Into Great Silence". 3 hours of silence in a Carthusian monastery.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0478160/

No alchohol at the flicks.

 

[Clyde_Wanderer]

I think that you're going to the Glasgow Concert Hall ......See http://www.glasgowconcerthalls.com/whatson/event/95152-City-of-Glasgow-Chorus-A-Christmas-Cracker

Ash....You'll be so entranced that you won't have time to nip out for a ciggy!!!!

Jees no, wouldent wish that on my worst enemy.

 

[rib]

church do