Where do you read yours ?

[paulineb]

Can anybody explain to me why Mr B has to read his MB&Y in the loo. And why does it take him so much time. He spends so much time in there reading it, that when he comes out he has red knees, red elbows and a ring round his arse and is hopping about complaining about pins and needles in his legs. He has over 20 years' back copies and every now and then has a clear out in the loo ('scuse the pun), and puts some older editions in there from his "library". There are always about 30 copies in there at any one time - that's not counting the various copies in the heads on the boat. Does anyone else suffer from this afflication? I s'pose I should thank MB&Y for keeping him healthy and regular !!

Pauline B

 

[Deleted User YDKXO]

Pauline, any fule know that boating mags, and car and motorbike mags for that matter, are of great beneficial aid to satisfactory bowel movements. In any case, what would you rather he be reading ... Magnificent Mammaries or something similar? Also, an 'ologist would tell you that, since the home is a 100% girlie thing, the only place a bloke feels relaxed is the bog

 

[paulineb]

Thanks for the explanation but I still find it worrying when the MBY mag lands on the doormat and crawls by itself into the loo waiting for it's lord and master to return home.

Pauline B

 

[Guest]

I suffer from this strange aliment as well and all the associated injuries that come with it.

The truth of the matter is, that its the only place we can get peace and quite!

 

[Guest]

Pauline

I have had a downstairs loo fitted with aletterbox above the cistern to save the effort of carrying the mag upstairs...........................all seems perfectly natural behaviour to me ?

 

[Guest]

Poor chap just can't win can he? You have a little bit of a bumpy time cross channel, rant and rave at him and tell him you're never gonna talk to him again and he's the biggest shit going and when he goes to have one, you moan that he's reading in there. What's a bloke to do then?

 

[Guest]

Every visit.

I find that checking out the price of new boats helps loosen the bowels better than Andrews Liver Salts!!

Best regards ;o)

Ian D