What now, Snipper?

jhr

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You have gone for a weekend's sailing on your yacht, accompanied by a crew of strangers recruited from the darker reaches of the Internet.

One of the crew, who has been behaving oddly all weekend, suddenly announces that he is envious of your shining, hairless cranium and that, although he has a full head of hair himself, he believes that, were his foreskin to be removed, his willy would take on a similar look to your gleaming barnet. He tells you that, as Master of the Ship, he believes you have the authority to perform weddings, funerals and circumcisions.

He has just dropped his trousers and is gazing at you with an expectant look in his eyes and a Stanley knife in his hand.

What now, skipper?
 

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Barsteward!! - have just spat tea all over keyboard. /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif

<Note to self - When opening new topics must remember not to have taken mouthfull of beverage first >
 

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Joking apart...

Not so long ago when it was legal to chop lambs' tails and testes off with a cauterising knife when they were a couple of months old (nowadays you have to put a rubber ring round them before they are three days old), all the cut off tails were much prized as a source of Lamb Tail Stew, reckoned as one of the benefits of being a lonely shepherd.
 
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