jimi
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You are skipper of your fine craft when you are approached by a member of your crew who professes an admiration for you bottom and expresses a keen desire to become more intimately acquainted with it. How do you react?
what Now skipper?
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Give him a pot of antifouling and a roller.
fireball
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If said crew member is female then - put the vessel on the right hand side of the channel we are navigating and put her on autopilot (the vessel not the crew) so you can claim to be navigating in a narrow channel ... then deal with matters in hand ....
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If said crew member is female then - put the vessel on the right hand side of the channel we are navigating and put her on autopilot (the vessel not the crew) so you can claim to be navigating in a narrow channel ... then deal with matters in hand ....
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Unless the said female crew member is the same shape as the inflatable (inflated or deflated), in which case, jump into the Avon and paddle - fast.
If said crew member is female then - put the vessel on the right hand side of the channel we are navigating and put her on autopilot (the vessel not the crew) so you can claim to be navigating in a narrow channel ... then deal with matters in hand ....
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Unless the said female crew member is the same shape as the inflatable (inflated or deflated), in which case, jump into the Avon and paddle - fast.
Jobs_a_ good_ un
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THIS IS JUST GETTING SILLY DONT YOU KNOW YBW DOES THIS TYPE OF THREAD IN ITS MAGS /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
fireball
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Assuming you can identify which is the avon ... /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
pyrojames
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Or, if afloat, a scraper and push them over the side.
Twister_Ken
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I'd take off my bottom (making sure that my meat and two veg were firmly ensconced in my solomons) and offer it to him or her, then retire below to accouter my nether regions in an alternative garment.
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Remind him about the phaal curry you had the evening before.
Billjratt
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Keep him under close observation at all times without turning my head. Ask her to scratch my back then relax. Oh the boat - two red lights or black balls one above the other will do, no need to reduce revs, the autohelm knows the next waypoint doesn't it?