What now sipper?

[john_morris_uk]

You are in the yacht club bar with your drink in one hand and your friend buys you another drink. Due to the minesweeping activities of your crew, you need to hold on to the new drink with the other hand.

Someone calls 'naked bar' and the new barmaid says she needs to join in, and 'would you mind holding my clothes for me'. You've no hands left, so what now sipper?

 

[sarabande]

Hand drinks to barmaid to hold, and proceeed to help the maiden in distress. It's your moral duty as a member of the seafaring fraternity to respond to dis-dress signals.

 

[mandlmaunder]

You dont need hands as an out stretched arm will hold far more clothing than a hand.
Plus this method allows drink at the same time as checking hygiene of said soon tobe dis-dressed beer wench(use own imagination as to how ).

 

[john_morris_uk]

This rather assumes she's got a lot of clothing to hold. Not my (very limited) experience of barmaids.