What not to wear under the oilskins.

[Rabbie]

Jock strap and cricket pads?.

 

[Sixpence]

g string and peephole bra ? /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

 

[Gunfleet]

More oilskins?

 

[MarkG]

Crutchless bra?

 

[Sixpence]

OK , peephole knickers ?

 

[MarkG]

mmmmmm nice /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Twister_Ken]

Bearing surfaces

 

[FullCircle]

Anything that will prevent you from extracting yer todger fer a pee. Or worse, so many layers that yer todger, at full stretch, is barely clear of all layers preventing a satisfactory pee.

 

[Malcb]

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Anything that will prevent you from extracting yer todger fer a pee. Or worse, so many layers that yer todger, at full stretch, is barely clear of all layers preventing a satisfactory pee.

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especially when it's cold /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Mind you, it keeps your feet warm in your /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif boots

 

[Rabbie]

How true, how true. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[Twister_Ken]

Always thought that a really good set of oilies should come with a todger extension tube.

 

[jamesdestin]

Wasps

 

[longjohnsadler]

Ferrets

 

[jimi]

Cilice

 

[Sgeir]

freshly caught mackerel

 

[Sixpence]

now that's just plain horrible , what about crabs ?

 

[Rabbie]

Mackerel just about allowable if kept in sporran.

 

[Sixpence]

now nobody said anything about one of those willy warmer things

 

[Malcb]

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now nobody said anything about one of those willy warmer things

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Are you talking about a cod piece, I thought a mackerel was mentioned /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[jimi]

Baby oil?