What is totally free of charge?

[billskip]

Just read the post on dinghy charges

I wonder how many of you can quote something that dosent involve any cost!

Your starter for ten
Breathing...wont be long before we are charged for consumtion of oxygen

Dreaming ...now that may be difficult to charge for..Im sure somehow it will be monitored oneday. /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Stemar]

The only trouble is that both activities involve being alive ([erudite*mode]for in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?[/erudite*mode]) and being alive is a costly business.

Mind you, being dead ain't cheap either, as anyone who's had to organise a funeral will testify. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif



*or maybe just showoff /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[Slow_boat]

I used to say that any government that could figure a sex tax, or a happiness tax, would be quids in.

Thus the CSA was formed.

 

[Frontier]

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I used to say that any government that could figure a sex tax, or a happiness tax, would be quids in.


[/ QUOTE ]

Not sure this lot would collect much on the happiness tax, mostly as a result of their own actions /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[pandos]

A misery tax would be better, at least then we could really suspect smiley happy people (tax dodgers)

 

[Swanrad2]

Drowning is the opposite of free, it pays you, simply insure to the hilt and take the plug out of the bottom of your boat. Don't try faking it, you will get caught, they all do.

 

[Guest]

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Breathing...wont be long before we are charged for consumption of oxygen

[/ QUOTE ]

It is only the breathing out that they are worrying about. All that CO and CO2. You might need a CAT converter soon. Then an MOT to make sure you are burning your food efficiently.

 

[Guest]

Electricity in marinas.

O sorry, you guys are in the UK, scrub that one /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Noddy]

Its free for visitors on our club pontoons.

But something tells me I shouldn't announce that on the net.

However, you are all very welcome.