What is this?

[harry potter]

I reckon it is the first day this year when there has been good visibility in Braye Harbour. At last the pontoon is out, but WHAT IS THAT? A HANDRAIL!! Lady Bracknell, no less. I remember the good old days when one was cheerfully flung into the air at the caprice of the Alderney Chop, when the clamber to the Divers Arms was to dice with death. As the Raven quothe, never more.

 

[Topcat47]

Nanny state? Alderney? Surely not. Perhaps an American tourist got his to her feet wet landing from Lady Maris.