What have you found on your boat

[skipmac]

Did you watch them all to make sure?

:nonchalance:

 

[Seastoke]

Trouble is when you need one by the time you have blown it up you are to knackered to use it

 

[derekbland]

Lot's of personal stuff, paperwork-wise including a hospital appointment for "ladies-things".


Loads of stainless steel poles and don't know what they do.

 

[Sailorsam101]

A crate of pear cider and hidden way in the depths and adult toy...!

 

[derekbland]

Left Cala D’or on Friday, heading toward Sant Carles. opened a locker to get some bottled water, found this bra. It’s a bit small for me (both ways) if it helps anyone recognise it, it’s a 32 C from Next.

Pretty sure that's mine. Been wearing one since I reached 50. If I feel I can go without when the weathers cold it keeps me ears warm.

 

[lenten]

friend of mine bought an rnli lifeboat direct from the rnli---on it he found one of those massive complicated oilskins shown in giles cartoons----he gave to me----i got rid of it straight away---it had number 13 stencilled on the shoulders----he also found records of hours and diesel consumption ----he was worried he would need extra diesel to get home and bought lots of 5 gallon cans----he didn t use any of them ---the records didn t tally----he said the crew were all fishermen

 

[JerryC]

Thanks lenten, that made me laugh.

Then I thought: oh wait, I (and I guesss most of us on here) pay an annual sub to this lot, I wonder how much of it is subsidising fishermens' diesel

 

[lenten]

jerryc-----quiet---sybarite may be watching

 

[asteven221]

Viagra tablets !!

+1 on our new to us boat. As well as socks and lots of booze.

 

[Assassin]

Did you watch them all to make sure?

No, see one and you've seen them all in this case, but mate called round to see if I still had a VHS player he could borrow.

 

[lionelz]

I found a hard core porno in my tv DVD. I had to watch it 4 times just to ensure it was in fact hard core and not suitable for children

 

[Restoration man]

In a birchwood 33 my dad bought 30 years we found a fold up deckchair under the dressing table/draws not that unusual you might think but the dressing table / draws were built on top of the deck chair, we had to cut the deckchairs up with hacksaw to remove them

 

[benchmark]

A pack of condoms nicely wedged under the floor, I tried them on to get an idea of the previous owner but as expected they were too small for me

 

[Assassin]

Are you sure it wasn't a rubber glove?

 

[benchmark]

Are you sure it wasn't a rubber glove?

Aah, that explains why there was 5 of them

 

[Seastoke]

A pack of condoms nicely wedged under the floor, I tried them on to get an idea of the previous owner but as expected they were too small for me

you are not supposed to put them on your head

 

[Assassin]

Nothing wrong with a rubber glove, you're knackered and the wife is ecstatic and you even get breakfast in bed.