tom_sail
Well-Known Member
????
"how much is a slug worth?"
"sailing a centaur from the med"
"hunter liberty/minstrel ideas"
When's the slugs funeral?
What Has Dylan been eating?
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"how much is a slug worth?"
"sailing a centaur from the med"
"hunter liberty/minstrel ideas"
When's the slugs funeral?
Greenheart
Well-Known Member
Oh, dear. We're getting near the bottom of the leafy, brown puddle-filled, snail-visited bucket here, joke-wise, aren't we?
"...what sail-plan does the Mirror Offshore have?"
"...'s lug rig, isn't it?"
Maybe I missed a joke there? Snail-plan instead of sail-plan? Or...
"How do I get scuffs & scars off my GRP?"
"Garlic and butter. That's the way to make a scar go."
Okay. that's all my invertebrate jokes exhausted. Sorry, Dylan.
"...what sail-plan does the Mirror Offshore have?"
"...'s lug rig, isn't it?"
Maybe I missed a joke there? Snail-plan instead of sail-plan? Or...
"How do I get scuffs & scars off my GRP?"
"Garlic and butter. That's the way to make a scar go."
Okay. that's all my invertebrate jokes exhausted. Sorry, Dylan.
VicS
Well-Known Member
What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?
I'll get you next slime!
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies!
What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out!
I'll get you next slime!
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies!
What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out!
Greenheart
Well-Known Member
It has been suggested by parallel threads tonight, that Dylan's boat appears to have been in a warzone...but I reckon...
...wait for it...
...the slug may have suffered from shelling! Eh?
No?
Okay, not nearly as funny as I hoped. I'll...I'll just go...
...wait for it...
...the slug may have suffered from shelling! Eh?
No? Okay, not nearly as funny as I hoped.
I'll...I'll just go...