jimi
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If I swagger down the street with my seaboots and a wooden sword, will that count as a cutlass and would I then be able to do a spot of jolly rogering .. or would I deserve an asbo? Or will have to by an asbo off Ebay?
What constitutes cutlass bearing
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boatmike
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Trust me Jimi. No one is going to be impressed by a short a*sed Glaswegian pillock swaggering about doing a Captain Pugwash impression. You are liable to get your shaft re-aligned. Give it up. Anyway its a Cutless bearing dumkopf. Not a Cutlass bearing..... Sigh....... How many more time de I have tae tell ye?
jimi
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Listen ya tattie bogle, Ah'm no fae Glesca .. I'm a Cumnock boy (George Burley wiz in ma class at school).. now whit dis zat tell ye!
Twister_Ken
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George Burley. Not the chap they named the horse trials after?
jhr
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Well, he's manager of Southampton, so you could argue that he's in charge of a bunch of knackered old hacks.
It's a hard life, being a Saints supporter. /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif
It's a hard life, being a Saints supporter. /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif
Twister_Ken
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Ooh and I thought it was Sir Clive Woodward, OBE, DDI, MMSI, MCA, LOA and MHWS.
(errr - not much of a pigsbladder fan)
(errr - not much of a pigsbladder fan)
jhr
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Me neither, which is why, as they say, I'm a Saints supporter. Yes, it's sort of Woodward except it isn't, because he's in charge of football development or some such, and anyway it's the Chairman, Rupert Lowe, who calls the shots and he used to be a banker (sp?).
It's all been downhill since Gordon Strachan left, anyway.
not much of a pigsbladder fan
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Me neither, which is why, as they say, I'm a Saints supporter. Yes, it's sort of Woodward except it isn't, because he's in charge of football development or some such, and anyway it's the Chairman, Rupert Lowe, who calls the shots and he used to be a banker (sp?).
It's all been downhill since Gordon Strachan left, anyway.
boatmike
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Nae wonder ye ran awe frae home ye poor wee laddie. Tis more thoughtful I'll try tae be in future. As ma grannie alus told me tis wicked tae mock th' afflicted.......
theforeman
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jimmy - cumnock boy.
jimi - new cumnock man ? /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
jimi - new cumnock man ? /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
longjohnsadler
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Ebaygum
I've found that if you stick a large piece of hosepipe down yer...hose, a swagger is almost guaranteed.
If you drink 8 pints down at the Mishnish as well, it's more like a stagger and jolly rogering's gone overboard.
Does this help?
I've found that if you stick a large piece of hosepipe down yer...hose, a swagger is almost guaranteed.
If you drink 8 pints down at the Mishnish as well, it's more like a stagger and jolly rogering's gone overboard.
Does this help?