We've got a new toilet seat!

[Otter]

Granary Yacht Harbour has gone all posh - the gents loo has a band new toilet seat and lid.












Because someone let themselves in a stole the old one


.

 

[sailorman]

Granary Yacht Harbour has gone all posh - the gents loo has a band new toilet seat and lid.












Because someone let themselves in a stole the old one


.

Did they have a Pie Key

 

[DanTribe]

The police will soon catch them.

At least you've got something to go on.

 

[sailorman]

The police will soon catch them.

At least you've got something to go on.

NOT, if they keep the lid on it

 

[nigelm]

Someone is a cistern with enquirys

 

[Otter]

The local bobby logged the crime

 

[MoodySabre]

Did you give out a Pan Pan?

 

[sailorman]

Did you give out a Pan Pan?

Yes he was flushed with excitement

 

[MoodySabre]

Chain reactions are inevitable

 

[Otter]

Maybe there's more news in the pipeline?

 

[sailorman]

I doubt it me Ole china

 

[nigelm]

U r all round the BEND

 

[sailorman]

U r all round the BEND

SHUT yer P trap

 

[nigelm]

SHUT yer P trap

I was just yankin your chain

 

[sailorman]

I was just yankin your chain

Yer talking crapper again

 

[nigelm]

Yer talking crapper again

And you're talking Ballcocks as usual ...

 

[sailorman]

Its no good standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump 10`

 

[nigelm]

Its no good standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump 10`

How high can the chocolate starfish go ?

 

[sailorman]

Dunno but Kilroy woz ere

 

[millbeach]

Please no more...
May have to "dump" this forum..