Virgin Wanted NB(mostly)

[chuns]

This appeared in Fishing News today...

Virgin wanted as Nessie 'bait'

A man who believes the Loch Ness monster is a ghost wants to call up the watery spirit at a seance - and he needs some human 'bait' as well.

Kevin Caryon, the High Priest of British Witches, is looking for a pretty and healthy virgin aged from 18 to 25 who is willing to be tied to a stake in the freezing waters of the loch.

His séance will be held early next month and he assures any woman who applies that they will be completely safe - unless Nessie is feeling hungry!

He says: "I believe that Nessie is a spirit and I believe I can summon it up." To apply, willing virgins should call 01424 444201.


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[Rowana]

A load of old warlocks!

Where does one find a virgin these days?

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[mirabriani]

Re: A load of old warlocks!

Convent?

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[Sans Bateau]

Re: They fly out of Gatwick

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[BlueSkyNick]

Re Christmas ....

...... you know why Jesus wasn't born in Aberdeen?

Cos they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin !

(The old one's are the best, eh?!)

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[Roy]

Re: A load of old warlocks!

Dunno, but hear that they hold their annual general meeting in a phonebox on Sauchiehall Street!!!

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[cloudnine]

Maybe this is where TK has gone!!!

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[smee]

Pretty and healthy virgins between the ages of 18 & 25..... who is he kidding.
He'd have better luck looking for a needle in a haystack!!!

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[Dave35]

virgin , pretty , between 18 and 25 .....is that an oxymoron?

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