TV series - competent experts needed

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I got this email from a TV producer friend of mine - any takers out there?


Dear Dylan,

I am so pleased that you are doing so well. You are all over the internet and it such a long time since we worked together in TV.

We at Pathogen TV are setting up a new BBC 1 series called either “Celebrities at sea” or “Strictly come sailing”.

The idea is to get a group of four well know people who have never sailed before and put them in a boat with an “old salt” and a cameraman.
We have managed to buy six former charter yachts – they are 32 footers so they are plenty big enough for the six people on each one. The yachts are being sponsored by different companies. We already have Red Bull and White Stripe on board and are looking for four more sponsors.

The idea is to mold the disparate group of people into a team. In a “race against time” they will all have to qualify for their Yachtmasters examination certificate.

After two months of living in close proximity to his team the old salt will be put ashore and with a tear in his eye he will wave goodbye as the crews set off for their next challenge which will be to compete in the 2012 fastnet race. They really will be in at the deep end.

I know that you are one of the UK’s most experienced and abrasive old sailors and we would love you to be one of our “Old Salts”.

I wondered if you could suggest any other “characters” who would be interested in applying.
As a TV professional and sailor I would also like to pick your brains about ways of ‘jazzing up’ the shows.
We have already taken on some profilers who will help us to choose crews are will create the necessary sparks reality TV execs now expect. The celebrity crew members need to be opinionated and to reflect the whole of British society with the correct mix of races, ages and social groups.

Each week we will be engineering some sort of “incident” for them to react to – as well as some comedy events such as blocked toilets etc. I wonder if you could suggest any innovative ways of jazzing things up a bit. We are also on the lookout for “old salts” who would like to be considered for the TV series.

Yours

Tris


Dear Tristram,

Thanks for asking me. Three come to mind straight sway - Tom Cunliffe, Griff RJ and Paul Heiney. Phone them to see if they are at all interested is your wonderful project.

I myself will be a bit busy next summer as I am planning on replacing the outhall on my whisker pole, varnishing my gudgeons and worriting my crack halyards but I am more than happy to ask around to see if anyone else can come up with other names (both celebrities and sailors) along with ideas for jazzing the shows up a bit.

Sand in the diesel tank, a dodgy carribiner on a bosun’s chair and a lobster pot around a prop can always be played for laughs

How are Henry and the Kids by the way

Dylan


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A tide or two aground on the windward side of the Dogger Bank might be fun & create the required frissance for TV.

Can I nominate Tim B as a suitable candidate to encourage team bonding? I reckon a week with him could easily bind the crew as tightly as happened on the Bounty.
 

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Anyone else think that this reality show thing is flogging a dead horse?

BTW, Chris Serle did the fastnet in the 80's in the original In at the Deep End, on True Brit, so it's kind of been done before, although not in the attention span/ lifetime of most media types.

Could get RKJ and a host of other serious racing sailors on board, so to speak, as talking heads - raising their profile would be no bad thing, and we've got a way to go before they enjoy the same (deserving) level of recognition that their counterparts in France get.
 
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flogging - now there is an idea

Anyone else think that this reality show thing is flogging a dead horse?

BTW, Chris Serle did the fastnet in the 80's in the original In at the Deep End, on True Brit, so it's kind of been done before, although not in the attention span/ lifetime of most media types.

Could get RKJ and a host of other serious racing sailors on board, so to speak, as talking heads - raising their profile would be no bad thing, and we've got a way to go before they enjoy the same (deserving) level of recognition that their counterparts in France get.

flogging - great suggestion

I wonder if they could give the old salts the right to flog the celebrities when they mess up

that would jazz things up a bit

I will pass your idea onto Tristram

Dylan
 

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I smell a stunted mythical Norwegian creature under a bridge. Commercial sponsorship all over the boats, on BBC 1? Pathogen TV? I know a lot of TV can make you sick but there's no need to advertise the fact in the company name.
 

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trolls and anchors

I smell a stunted mythical Norwegian creature under a bridge. Commercial sponsorship all over the boats, on BBC 1? Pathogen TV? I know a lot of TV can make you sick but there's no need to advertise the fact in the company name.

surely the easiest way of trolling on here is to mention anchors

although this is a good idea

we could make sure that all the boats are fitted with a well known brand of anchor

get them to drop their hooks in a well known solent bay and watch the fun begin

we could also put blue ensigns on the boats

I think this tv format is shaping up n icely - thanks chaps

Dyan
 

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I smell a stunted mythical Norwegian creature under a bridge. Commercial sponsorship all over the boats, on BBC 1? Pathogen TV? I know a lot of TV can make you sick but there's no need to advertise the fact in the company name.

Yer a cynical old goat. This yin could have run and run with the gullibles but no, you had to stick yer oar in. Awa an get yer colour vision tested!
 
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Ellen Macarthur and a team of non celeb youngsters? That would show up the egos of the celebs!

Personally though, I think its stupid to the point of recklessness to want to send people of on the Fastnet after such a short time. Send them on the RTI instead. They could get all the footage and drama they wanted with that.
 

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Ellen Macarthur and a team of non celeb youngsters? That would show up the egos of the celebs!

Personally though, I think its stupid to the point of recklessness to want to send people of on the Fastnet after such a short time. Send them on the RTI instead. They could get all the footage and drama they wanted with that.

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Is there some law in TV land which requires any piece about sailing to be fronted by people who know nothing about it to spout lyrical?
Just recently we've had-
Matt Baker on Countryfile shouting at Round the Island racers.
Tom Daley the Olympic diver commentating on the America's Cup in Plymouth, proudly saying "I've no idea what's going on".
 

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This is a lovely idea - I'm going to spend the evening making a list of celebrities I'd like to see taken offshore on a flat-bottomed race boat in a stiff breeze.
 

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I got this email from a TV producer friend of mine - any takers out there?


Dear Dylan,

I am so pleased that you are doing so well. You are all over the internet and it such a long time since we worked together in TV.

We at Pathogen TV are setting up a new BBC 1 series called either “Celebrities at sea” or “Strictly come sailing”.

The idea is to get a group of four well know people who have never sailed before and put them in a boat with an “old salt” and a cameraman.
We have managed to buy six former charter yachts – they are 32 footers so they are plenty big enough for the six people on each one. The yachts are being sponsored by different companies. We already have Red Bull and White Stripe on board and are looking for four more sponsors.

The idea is to mold the disparate group of people into a team. In a “race against time” they will all have to qualify for their Yachtmasters examination certificate.

After two months of living in close proximity to his team the old salt will be put ashore and with a tear in his eye he will wave goodbye as the crews set off for their next challenge which will be to compete in the 2012 fastnet race. They really will be in at the deep end.

I know that you are one of the UK’s most experienced and abrasive old sailors and we would love you to be one of our “Old Salts”.

I wondered if you could suggest any other “characters” who would be interested in applying.
As a TV professional and sailor I would also like to pick your brains about ways of ‘jazzing up’ the shows.
We have already taken on some profilers who will help us to choose crews are will create the necessary sparks reality TV execs now expect. The celebrity crew members need to be opinionated and to reflect the whole of British society with the correct mix of races, ages and social groups.

Each week we will be engineering some sort of “incident” for them to react to – as well as some comedy events such as blocked toilets etc. I wonder if you could suggest any innovative ways of jazzing things up a bit. We are also on the lookout for “old salts” who would like to be considered for the TV series.

Yours

Tris


Dear Tristram,

Thanks for asking me. Three come to mind straight sway - Tom Cunliffe, Griff RJ and Paul Heiney. Phone them to see if they are at all interested is your wonderful project.

I myself will be a bit busy next summer as I am planning on replacing the outhall on my whisker pole, varnishing my gudgeons and worriting my crack halyards but I am more than happy to ask around to see if anyone else can come up with other names (both celebrities and sailors) along with ideas for jazzing the shows up a bit.

Sand in the diesel tank, a dodgy carribiner on a bosun’s chair and a lobster pot around a prop can always be played for laughs

How are Henry and the Kids by the way

Dylan


Ps - latest youtube film

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PezPKNNzAtM

Hi Dylan-re the title line. According to Blaster Bates-if you dont know about him look him up-an expert was described thus " Ex is a has been-Spurt is a drip under pressure!" Works for me!
 

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we could also put blue ensigns on the boats
Dyan

Unless you transfer ownership of the boats into the individual hands of UK citizens with the correct antecedents to allow them to apply for and be granted a warrant, as well as having these individuals on board at all times the blue ensign is worn, this idea is an absolute no-no.

Fortunately for you, I do qualify for a blue (undefaced, naturally) ensign and if you transfer one of the boats into my hands, for say a nominal £1 for 64/64ths, I would be happy to be on board during the programme-making at a nominal daily rate of £500 + expenses.

Now you only need another 5 similarly supportive and qualified bods.
 
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