Tuesday Joke

[andyb]

Sister Katherine entered a nunnery.
The Mother Superior said,"this is a silent nunnery. You may not speak untill I directyou to do so." Sister Katherine lived in silence for 5 years before the Mother Superior said, "Sister Katherine you have now spent 5 years here. you are now allowed to say two words." Sister Katherine said, "Hard Bed."
"I am sorry to hear that," the Mother Superior replied. "we'll get you a softer bed."
After another 5 years Sister Katherine was called by the Mother Superior. "You may now say another two words, Sister Katherine." "Cold food" said Sister Katherine, and the Mother Superior assured her the food would be warmer in future.
After her 15th anniversary Sister Katherine was called again by the Mother Superior. "you may say a further two words today" "I Quit," said Sister Katherine.
"It's probably best," said the MotherSuperior. "You've done f*ck all but moan since you came here."

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[orion21]

Hi Andy, good joke lol.
heres another one for yous.

A lady went to her priest one day and told him, "Father, I have a
> > problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say
> > one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They say,
> > "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" "That's
> > obscene!" the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a moment.
> >
> >
> > "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have
> > two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the
> > Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them
> > in the cage with Frank and Jacob.
> > My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your
> > parrots
> > are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."
> >
> >
> > "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the
> > solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the
> > priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male
> > parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying.
> > Impressed, she walked over
> > and placed her parrots in with them.
> >
> >
> > After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi,
> > we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" There was stunned
> > silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the
> > other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank, our
> > prayers
> > have been answered!"


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[janeK]

LOL /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

<hr width=100% size=1>If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.

 

[mirabriani]

Thats a couple of good ones
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Jokes that is!

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