Tuesday humour

[ari]

Well, no one else has posted any this week so here goes...



A man went to bed and dream't he'd written "The Lord Of The Rings".

But when he woke up he realised he'd just been Tolkien in his sleep.

 

[Viceroy]

A group of cowboys, out on the range were running short of rations and generally dissatisfied a diet of beans. A "tenderfoot" was complaining bitterly when the boss wrangler suggested that the newcomer ride over the hill and search out a "Bacon Tree"...yep, the boss drawls, the bacon just hangs off the branches, fully cooked and deliciously smoked. Dutifully, the dude saddles up and rides into the distance. After a few minutes, all hell seems to break loose with gun fire followed by the new cowboys hurried return. What happenned, the astonished boss asks? Hell, that weren't no bacon tree...that there was a Ham bush!

 

[Guest]

Just remember...

...that Tolkein can be Hobbit forming!

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[ari]

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