Has anyone tried training a couple of monkeys as useful crew members? I'm thinking they'd be nimble and light, would'nt need safety lines and could get up the mast fast.
Got the copyright on that one already.
On a very long drive from London to the Orkneys, SWMBO suddenly piped up with "if we could train monkeys, we could refuel from a tanker without stopping !"???
It's moved on from that to using big monkeys (oranutans) to grab big things, to using ickle ones to steal other smaller bits that we may fancy.......on the boat she came up with using dolphins as they are clever!!
We've had "bikes, "hubcaps" and even a "AM DB9"!!!! Really big monkey for that one!
Yes she is mad, and yes it was a very long drive! /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif