Twister_Ken
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>I am not sure if I should admit this, but I always quite fancy those ones. <
A dirty mind is a joy forever.
A dirty mind is a joy forever.
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sarabande
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Hold an empty diamante dog lead and collar, and shout
"Fifi, viens ici"
"Fifi, viens ici"
thailand69
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Remember that all French people DO speak English - they are just being bl##dy awkward.
And that "we" beat them at Agincourt. and that without "us" they would be speaking German.........so treat them accordingly.
And that "we" beat them at Agincourt. and that without "us" they would be speaking German.........so treat them accordingly.
Lakesailor
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Has anyone mentioned short fat necks, tatooed earlobes, cropped hair and even better, a tatoo across the back of your neck. Do wear strange long shorts with kind of tied-up knees. Is it too late to arrange very fat calf muscles?
MoodySabre
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When eating in a seafood restaurant don't forget to ask if they have any 1000 Island dressing. /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
SQUIRRELS
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Trainers are simply a must. So white that they hurt the naked eye!
Heigaro
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A pair of braces would be a really nice touch... /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
upthesolent
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When eating in a seafood restaurant don't forget to ask if they have any 1000 Island dressing. /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
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And of course, inists on chips instead of pomme frittes. Then look at them as though they are totally insane when they offer you ketchup which should be closely followed by the statement "oi, I wanted tomato sauce with these chips mate".
When eating in a seafood restaurant don't forget to ask if they have any 1000 Island dressing. /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
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And of course, inists on chips instead of pomme frittes. Then look at them as though they are totally insane when they offer you ketchup which should be closely followed by the statement "oi, I wanted tomato sauce with these chips mate".
Lakesailor
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Twister_Ken
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Secrete about your person a bottle of salad cream, then whip it out and splash it on a salade de confit de canard a l'oseille. Ditto some Branston, to go with the cheese board.