Topical Thursday Humour?

[EME]

What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?



One ****** the miners, the other ******* the Majors.



Well, I am Welsh....

...I wanna boat please..

 

[syd]

OK then...

Whats pink and smells of Currie??







John Major's Kn*b !

 

[Bejasus]

Re: More Topical Thursday Humour?

A biker stops by the Harley Shop to have his bike fixed.

They couldn't repair it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and that he would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil.

He stopped by the feed store / livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. 

However, he now had a problem: how tocarry all of his purchases home. 

The owner said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" 

"Hey, thanks!" the biker said, and out the door he went. 

In the parking lot, a little old lady who told him she was lost approached him.
She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603  Mockingbird Lane?" 

The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane.
Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time." 

The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said, "I am a lonely widow 
without a husband to defend me. 
How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?" 

The biker said, "Holy smokes lady!  I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens,
and a goose.  How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?" 

The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens!


"I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul."..........I think????

 

[Guest]

what John Major said to his missus.

"i'm working late tonight. will stop for a currie on the way home"