Topical friday joke ....

[BoatlessinOslo]

Martin Johnson, Richard Hill and Jonny Wilkinson are standing before God at the throne of Heaven.

God looks at them and says; "Before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in."

Addressing Johnson first he asks, "what do you believe?" Johnson looks God in the eye and states passionately, "I believe Rugby to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people from the grim North to the bright lights of Twickenham. I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people who stood on the terraces supporting their club." God looks up and offers Johnson the seat to his left.

He then turns to Hill, "and you, Dicky, what do you believe?" Hill stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour and passion are the fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing career providing a living embodiment of these traits." God, moved by the passion of the speech offers Hill the seat to his right.








Finally, he turns to Wilkinson, "and you, Jonny, what do you believe?" "I believe..." says Wilkinson "...you're sitting in my seat


<hr width=100% size=1>Why's that smoke coming out the hatch ?

 

[EME]

Another RWC one ...

Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the upcoming Rugby
World Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor. "Hey
doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu. The doctor gave him a thorough
examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing and advanced
prostate problems and that the only cure was testicular removal. "No way
doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!" The second Aussie
doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him that
testicular removal was the only cure. Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the
treatment.

Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around the
corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last opinion
from
someone he could trust. The Kiwi doctor examined him and said: "Wiremu
Cuzzy Bro, you huv prostate suckness ey" "What's the cure thin doc ?" asked
Wiremu hoping for a different answer. "Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor
"Wi're gonna huv to cut off your balls." "Phew, thunk god for thut!" said
Wiremu, "those Aussie b*****ds wanted to take my test tickets off me!"



<hr width=100% size=1><font color=blue>I am WHAT I say I am</font color=blue>