Tomes' Teak Deck

[Deleted member 478]

Tomes\' Teak Deck

Tome

There's a rumour circulating that you're looking for a lawnmower that you can use on your teak deck because scubbing it won't help clear the forest that has grown on it. Is it true?

 

[tome]

Re: Tomes\' Teak Deck

Yes, quite true. I'm studying antipodean reptiles and thought I'd create a natural environment so you'd feel at home if you came for a wee sail.

 

[Deleted member 478]

Re: Tomes\' Teak Deck

Would I need a GPS with canyon technology to find my way to the bow?

 

[tome]

Re: Tomes\' Teak Deck

No, just a pair of stilts shortarse

 

[Deleted member 478]

Re: Tomes\' Teak Deck

That's rich coming from you, half-pint

 

[tome]

Re: Tomes\' Teak Deck

My wife's had the other half. What's your excuse?

 

[Deleted member 478]

Re: Tomes\' Teak Deck

Wife is a four letter word. Girlfriend is not.

p.s. She buys her share of the rounds and probably would continue doing so until her status changed to "wife". Can't see the incentive myself!

 

[tome]

Re: Tomes\' Teak Deck

Are you asking for advice?