Toilet seat campaign

[byron]

I wish to start a campaign to make Ladies put the seat up after they have used the Lavvie. I don't see why we menfolk have to bend and lift after they have used the Pooper.

http://www.alexander-advertising.co.uk

 

[oldgit]

Wimmin live longer because they always sit down to do everything.

And here is the weekend weather..

 

[jointventureII]

Whats the point of putting it down?
it just get lifted again by the next.. er.. offloader (?!)
Men must think more logically

JVII

 

[omega2]

"Gentlemen lift the seat" sounds like a high class invitation to larceny

J HAMER

 

[syd]

Hmmmm...
Now this is very interesting....
The lovely Eileen is away for the week and you are having problems with a lady leaving the toilet seat down..

WHO IS SHE BYRON??

Syd

 

[Guest]

My thoughts entirely maybe its a female ghost

"The Med has got me" (no not the Medway the other Med)

 

[byron]

HAH! it could be Claudia Schiffer except I can't handle her goose stepping to the Lavvie. It might be Nicole Kidman but I get fed up playing join the dots with her freckles. Anyways if you don't stop picking on me I will send my son around to court and marry your daughter... then we'll be related, that'll fix yer wagon.

http://www.alexander-advertising.co.uk

 

[syd]

Sorry Byron. Honest. I'm very sorry. Ok.
























Pippa Alexander? NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

[boomer]

At the risk of courting controversy.........when under way at sea we have always suggested that gents squat rather than point. Saves a lot of clearing up and ensures an odourless heads. Solves the 'up/down' problem and seeing as chaps are alone at the time, presumably no loss of dignity.

 

[boatone]

oh goody goody.....a forum wedding.....can I do the piccies....?

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[NorthernWave]

Working in the head this weekend fixing the light. (1 of the 2 bulbs had gone)
I managed to drop the bracket down the toilet so thus had to remove the toilet and Dig out the tiny little FLIPPIN' bracket.

Leave the seat up except when working around it!!!!

Chris

Relaxation starts at the pontoon gate