Thursday Joke2

[dog]

A Father and son are in a supermarket passing the family planning aisle. The boy sees the condoms and asks ''What they are for?''

Dad- ''Well son they are to stop mummy having more babies''

The son sees the packs of 3- ''Why do they come in packs of three then?''

Dad- '' They are for when youre at school, one for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday

They walk along a bit more......

Son- '' What are the packs of six for?''

Dad- '' Well- they are for when youre at Uni, two for Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday''

Son- ''So what are the packs of twelve for?''

Dad (sighs)- ''Well- they are for when youre married- one for January, one for February, one for March...........

 

[powerskipper]

all true

What occurs more often in December than any other month?

Conception.

Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex. What is it?

Skinny dipping.

Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

Obsession

What do 100% of all lottery winners do?

Gain weight.

What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?

All invented by women.

Married men revealed that they do this twice as often as single men.

Change their underwear.

This stimulates 29 muscles and chemicals causing relaxation. Women seem to like it light and frequent, men like it more strenuous.

A kiss

There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year.

Father's Day

40% of all people who come to a party in your home do this?

Snoop in your medicine cabinet.

3.9% of all women surveyed say they never do this.

Wear underwear.

What common everyday occurrence is composed of 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen and 9% carbon dioxide?

A fart.

85% of the guys who die while having sex are doing this.

Cheating on their wives.

 

[DepSol]

Re: all true

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What common everyday occurrence is composed of 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen and 9% carbon dioxide?

A fart.



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Whats the other 11% ???

 

[cptshed]

Re: all true

Follow Through?

 

[Lakesailor]

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Follow Through?

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