Thursday Joke!!

[Alistairr]

At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing
organisations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conferencing.

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strailya, we make the
best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters, mate."

Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest
beers of the world, and I make the king of them all - gimme a Bud."

Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer. Give me un Becks, ze
real King of beers."

Jan, chief executive of Grolsch follows by stating that Grolsch is the
ultimate beer and asks for one with two fingers of head on top.

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, give me a diet coke with
ice
and lemon. please".

The other four stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over
their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness,
Pat?


Paddy replies "Well, if you poofs aren't drinkin', then neither am I"

/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif/forums/images/icons/laugh.gifActually i thought it was quite funny!


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Petrol Rules..

 

[Alistairr]

Being drink related, i thought some of you might have found it funny..

Well, i found it funny!!!!/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif



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Petrol Rules..

 

[jfm]

well there are two of us

Hey, I thought it was funny!

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[AuntyRinum]

Re: well there are two of us

I didn't.

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[martynwhiteley]

If it had been at the Brewer's Fare at Hillington, not in the States, it would have been funny.

(Sorry all who are not Rinker fanatics, it's a private joke)

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