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THE GIRLS PRAYER
OUR CASH
WHICH ART ON PLASTIC
HALLOWED BE THY NAME
THY CARTIER WATCH
THY PRADA BAG
IN HARRODS, AS IT IS IN SELFRIDGES
GIVE US EACH DAY OUR PLATINUM VISA
AND FORGIVE US OUR OVERDRAFT
AS WE FORGIVE THOSE THAT STOP US SPENDING
AND LEAD US NOT UNTO MARKET STALLS
BUT DELIVER US LOUIS VUITTON
FOR THINE IS THE GUCCI
THE DIOR AND THE ARMANI
FOR CHANEL No 5 AND ETERNITY
AMEX
THE BOYS PRAYER
OUR BEER
WHICH COMETH IN BOTTLES
HALLOWED BE THY ALE
THY WILL BE DRUNK
I WILL BE DRUNK
AT HOME AS WE ARE IN THE PUB
GIVE US EACH DAY OUR DAILY BEVERAGE
AND FORGIVE US OUR SPILLAGES
AND WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO SPILLAGE AGAINST US
AND LEAD US NOT UNTO POOFY WINEBARS
BUT DELIVER US MORE PITCHERS
FOR MINE IS THE LAGER
THE TOTTY AND THE FOOTY
FOREVER AND EVER
BARMEN
OUR CASH
WHICH ART ON PLASTIC
HALLOWED BE THY NAME
THY CARTIER WATCH
THY PRADA BAG
IN HARRODS, AS IT IS IN SELFRIDGES
GIVE US EACH DAY OUR PLATINUM VISA
AND FORGIVE US OUR OVERDRAFT
AS WE FORGIVE THOSE THAT STOP US SPENDING
AND LEAD US NOT UNTO MARKET STALLS
BUT DELIVER US LOUIS VUITTON
FOR THINE IS THE GUCCI
THE DIOR AND THE ARMANI
FOR CHANEL No 5 AND ETERNITY
AMEX
THE BOYS PRAYER
OUR BEER
WHICH COMETH IN BOTTLES
HALLOWED BE THY ALE
THY WILL BE DRUNK
I WILL BE DRUNK
AT HOME AS WE ARE IN THE PUB
GIVE US EACH DAY OUR DAILY BEVERAGE
AND FORGIVE US OUR SPILLAGES
AND WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO SPILLAGE AGAINST US
AND LEAD US NOT UNTO POOFY WINEBARS
BUT DELIVER US MORE PITCHERS
FOR MINE IS THE LAGER
THE TOTTY AND THE FOOTY
FOREVER AND EVER
BARMEN