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These are metaphors from actual GCSE essays............. (allegedly!)
Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other
sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like
underpants in a tumble dryer.
She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches
that used to
dangle from doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open
again.
The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a
bowling ball wouldn't.
McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a paper
bag filled
with vegetable soup.
Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the
centre.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you
Fry them in hot grease.
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced
across the
grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one
having left
York at 6:36 p.m. travelling at 55 mph, the other from
Peterborough at
4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the full stop after the
Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
John and Mary had never met. They were like two
hummingbirds who had also
never met.
The thunder was ominous sounding, much like the sound of a
thin sheet of
metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.
The red brick wall was the colour of a brick-red crayon.
Even in his last years, Grandpa had a mind like a steel
trap, only one
that had been left out so long it had rusted shut.
The door had been forced, as forced as the dialogue during the
interview portion of Family Fortunes.
Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.
The plan was simple, like my brother Phil. But unlike Phil,
this plan just
might work.
The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from
not eating for
a while.
"Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving like
a student on
31p-a-pint night.
He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck
either, but a
real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a
land mine or
something.
Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone
who can tell
butter from "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter."
She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a
dog makes just
before it throws up.
It came down the stairs looking very much like something no
one had ever
seen before.
The knife was as sharp as the tone used by Glenda Jackson
MP in her first
several points of parliamentary procedure made to Robin
Cook MP, Leader of
the House of Commons, in the House Judiciary Committee
hearings on the
suspension of Keith Vaz MP.
The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg
behind her, like a dog at a lamppost.
The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had
disintegrated because of
his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a
surcharge at a formerly
surcharge-free cashpoint.
The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze like an
oscillating electric fan
set on medium.
It was a working class tradition, like fathers chasing kids
around with
their power tools.
He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as
if she were a dustcart reversing.
She was as easy as the Daily Star crossword.
She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was
room-temperature British beef.
She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.
Her voice had that tense, grating quality, like a
first-generation thermal
paper fax machine that needed a band tightened.
It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally
staple it to the
wall.
CJ
chris@stone.uk.com
www.stone.uk.com
Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other
sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like
underpants in a tumble dryer.
She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches
that used to
dangle from doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open
again.
The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a
bowling ball wouldn't.
McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a paper
bag filled
with vegetable soup.
Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the
centre.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you
Fry them in hot grease.
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced
across the
grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one
having left
York at 6:36 p.m. travelling at 55 mph, the other from
Peterborough at
4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the full stop after the
Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
John and Mary had never met. They were like two
hummingbirds who had also
never met.
The thunder was ominous sounding, much like the sound of a
thin sheet of
metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.
The red brick wall was the colour of a brick-red crayon.
Even in his last years, Grandpa had a mind like a steel
trap, only one
that had been left out so long it had rusted shut.
The door had been forced, as forced as the dialogue during the
interview portion of Family Fortunes.
Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.
The plan was simple, like my brother Phil. But unlike Phil,
this plan just
might work.
The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from
not eating for
a while.
"Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving like
a student on
31p-a-pint night.
He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck
either, but a
real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a
land mine or
something.
Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone
who can tell
butter from "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter."
She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a
dog makes just
before it throws up.
It came down the stairs looking very much like something no
one had ever
seen before.
The knife was as sharp as the tone used by Glenda Jackson
MP in her first
several points of parliamentary procedure made to Robin
Cook MP, Leader of
the House of Commons, in the House Judiciary Committee
hearings on the
suspension of Keith Vaz MP.
The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg
behind her, like a dog at a lamppost.
The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had
disintegrated because of
his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a
surcharge at a formerly
surcharge-free cashpoint.
The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze like an
oscillating electric fan
set on medium.
It was a working class tradition, like fathers chasing kids
around with
their power tools.
He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as
if she were a dustcart reversing.
She was as easy as the Daily Star crossword.
She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was
room-temperature British beef.
She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.
Her voice had that tense, grating quality, like a
first-generation thermal
paper fax machine that needed a band tightened.
It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally
staple it to the
wall.
CJ
chris@stone.uk.com
www.stone.uk.com
