Three most useless things...

[Vara]

I don't care, just bought an umbrella for the boat.

Bloody August in France

 

[fireball]

We always have an umbrella onboard ...

useless thing onboard for me is fishing line ... only ever catch weed!

 

[ChrisE]

I don't care, just bought an umbrella for the boat.

Bloody August in France

Must be a bloody big umbrella!

 

[Poignard]

fishing line ... only ever catch weed!

I once caught the rotating log line. It took a long time to disentangle that 'bunch of *******s'

 

[davidej]

Umberella -right!

Now tell us where you can buy a naval officer.

 

[markleuty]

I don't care, just bought an umbrella for the boat.

Bloody August in France

It's sunshine in St Vaast today..

 

[FullCircle]

I have just bought a golf practice net and astro turf for my foredeck.
So my umbrella is tucked away on the golf bag. Very neat, no?

 

[DownWest]

Lunch outside today, brolly to keep the sun off, you were saying it was too hot, right?
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[Vara]

I have just bought a golf practice net and astro turf for my foredeck.
So my umbrella is tucked away on the golf bag. Very neat, no?

This would be more appropriate at the moment;
http://www.oobgolf.com/content/fore+play/1-681-Underwater_Golf_In_China.html

 

[FullCircle]

This would be more appropriate at the moment;
http://www.oobgolf.com/content/fore+play/1-681-Underwater_Golf_In_China.html

Not in the bloody Crouch it wouldn't

 

[Carmel2]

A radiator bleed key, after 10 years in Med it has never been used once, so why did I put back from whence it came?

 

[Csail]

Flares (never use them)
Autopilot (never works properly)
Windlass that is soooooo slow

 

[aquaplane]

Radar reflector, not much/any use on the lake.

 

[maxi77]

Umberella -right!

Now tell us where you can buy a naval officer.

I am available for hire at quite reasonable prices.

 

[Searush]

I've had one on board for years - brolly, not Officer (wouldn't want one of those). Very handy for shopping trips ashore. Haven't found a use for the wheelbarrow yet tho.

 

[old_salt]

Haven't found a use for the wheelbarrow yet tho.

 

[capt_courageous]

Haven't found a use for the wheelbarrow yet tho.

How do you move the pig ?

 

[Deleted member 36384]

Your Useless

According to Lady OldBoots: -

Me at the moment I break something.
Me when trying to fix things.
Me after I think I have fixed something.

If the old bat ever needs saving I'll remind her I am useless; a proclamation never to be made, as one can never imagine a situation that Lady OldBoots would need saving from!