This Years 'C%ck ups already!

Kawasaki

Kawasaki

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1 Left a Bung out
2 Nearly ran out of fuel (blamed it on the fuel gauge;)
3 Ran out of fags:eek:
4 Left the Pier with a string still attached
5 Forgot swmbo's Birthday again!
6 Got a 'pot rope' caught around the outboard leg whilst doing a trip with a bunch of Tourists:o
An I,m a 'proffesional':rolleyes:
So , Please be carefull out there you' Hametuers':D
 
Kawasaki said:
1 Left a Bung out
2 Nearly ran out of fuel (blamed it on the fuel gauge;)
3 Ran out of fags:eek:
4 Left the Pier with a string still attached
5 Forgot swmbo's Birthday again!
6 Got a 'pot rope' caught around the outboard leg whilst doing a trip with a bunch of Tourists:o
An I,m a 'proffesional':rolleyes:
So , Please be carefull out there you' Hametuers':D
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Let's face it, the only mistake you made was number 5 because it's the only one you will never be forgiven for.:eek:

Good luck with that.:)
 
Kawasaki said:
1 Left a Bung out
2 Nearly ran out of fuel (blamed it on the fuel gauge;)
3 Ran out of fags:eek:
4 Left the Pier with a string still attached
5 Forgot swmbo's Birthday again!
6 Got a 'pot rope' caught around the outboard leg whilst doing a trip with a bunch of Tourists:o
An I,m a 'proffesional':rolleyes:
So , Please be carefull out there you' Hametuers':D
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I would have thought that you had done the correct health & safety procedures for No 5. That is very dangerous & can lead to death.

No 4 is very easy, I have watched many people do it. It so boring now I no longer laugh.
 
Kawasaki said:
1 Left a Bung out
2 Nearly ran out of fuel (blamed it on the fuel gauge;)
3 Ran out of fags:eek:
4 Left the Pier with a string still attached
5 Forgot swmbo's Birthday again!
6 Got a 'pot rope' caught around the outboard leg whilst doing a trip with a bunch of Tourists:o
An I,m a 'proffesional':rolleyes:
So , Please be carefull out there you' Hametuers':D
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1.Just testing the bilge pump
2. Just testing how low you can run the fuel down and the accuracy of the guage
3. less revenue for the tax man, could have been worse, no lighter but fags
4. just testing the engine peeps, all OK, now lets go
5. you look so youthful my dear, little wonder I forgot your birthday
6. now that's how not to do it, I did it to show you how to get out of this situation, where is my knife
 
Had a good year so far (that's the kiss of death for that then!) the only cock-up so far was forgetting the dinghy seat & oars. I used to leave them in the locked dinghy store 'til some twat nicked a set. So now I have to remember to carry the replacements to & fro all the time - only I didn't.

Fortunately some kind soul had left a ****py plastic paddle in the junk & I have watched the coracles poaching so I could get on board OK.
 
...No 4 is...so boring now I no longer laugh...

Not always. We were anchored off Mitika in the Ionian a couple of years ago when four lads in a rib - about 12-15 feet long with a monster outboard - set off from a mooring bouy at full throttle, having omitted to drop the mooring line, they'd got it up on the plane and must've gone almost two boat lengths before discovering their error; believe me, you would've laughed.
 
Oh come on , from your part of the world, if you can't say llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
and if you don't think that's longer than elastic? :)
 
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