nordic_ranger
Well-Known Member
Two men were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a
burning freight vessel. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one
of the men stumbled across an old lamp.
Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.
To the amazement of the castaways, one did come forth. This particular
Genie, however, stated that she could only deliver one wish, not the
standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the
entire ocean into beer!"
Immediately the Genie clapped her hands with a deafening crash, and the
entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.
Simultaneously, the Genie vanished to her freedom.
Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two
men considered their circumstances. The other man looked disgustedly at
the one whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he
spoke:
"Nice going! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."
burning freight vessel. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one
of the men stumbled across an old lamp.
Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.
To the amazement of the castaways, one did come forth. This particular
Genie, however, stated that she could only deliver one wish, not the
standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the
entire ocean into beer!"
Immediately the Genie clapped her hands with a deafening crash, and the
entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.
Simultaneously, the Genie vanished to her freedom.
Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two
men considered their circumstances. The other man looked disgustedly at
the one whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he
spoke:
"Nice going! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."