The Female Brain.

[Alistairr]

I wonder if the female population of this forum would agree with that??/forums/images/icons/wink.gif



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[powerskipper]

A WOMAN'S RANDOM THOUGHTS



1.If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free....... You either married it or gave birth to it.

2) Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

3) My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

4) The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

5) The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what you're doing, someone else always does.

6) Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

7) Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

8) Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!

9) They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen fatty .... do it and die."

10) I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day.


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[Alistairr]

The Male brain is obviously far better, Just look at that centre portion/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif!!

I bet you wish you had that too/forums/images/icons/wink.gif....

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[powerskipper]

Can see where the old saying "only enough blood to run one thing at a time /forums/images/icons/wink.gif comes from /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[Alistairr]

Well it does take a lot of blood for a man to function properly./forums/images/icons/wink.gif



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[powerskipper]

So are you say, you can tell size by how brain dead they go when er excited, No don't go there!!!!/forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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[PaulF]

I am glad to see you are putting forward a nice balanced view Alastair. I was somewhat surprized there was no real ale and single malt appreciation zones in the male version.

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[Alistairr]

I think that comes under the 'Dangerous Pursuits' Section./forums/images/icons/smile.gif Paul.

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[PaulF]

Yes, probably, that shows my obviously suicidal tendencies in totally ignoring the risk factors. Where did you steal my brainscan from anyway?

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[Gludy]

I have been ordered by SWMBO to inform you all that the male diagram is accurate and that includes there being no area whatsoever for 'common sense'.


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[PaulF]

To your dear SWMBO, ditto 'Logic' for the 'Lady Brain'! Nah nah nana naaah.

Just to make sure we dont get this on an intellectual level!

God bless 'em all!

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[Alistairr]

Hey Paul,,,, How many men does it take to open a can of beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.




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[powerskipper]

You Wish!!!!!
mite land up over your head!!!/forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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[PaulF]

Oi! Quiet ! or we will shorten your kitchen sink chain! Just try not to spill the beers!

We love you lots really! Honest x

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[powerskipper]

chauvinisticprehistoricbarbaricattitude /forums/images/icons/smile.gif [lv u 2] /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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[itsonlymoney]

Al
You know the wife then !!!!!!!

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[PaulF]

Oh thats ok then! I knew it would take something really offensive to upset you Julie. Are you and HWYMI going to SIBS?

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[powerskipper]

yes over a weekend as both working during the week?

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[powerskipper]

HWYMI?

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[PaulF]

Yep! I noticed you were were working hard today, water not too rough is it? You are not on line while out on the boat really are you? God I will turn green with envy if you are!

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