The Claymore Odeon

[claymore]

Ah'm thinkin tae replace ra trusty laptop with one of they wee cubie things which will be mair quickerer and wull be uptae the mark fer this navigation stuff.
Anyone else of a similar mind?
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Ah'm thinkin tae run DVD's of an evening by converting ra aft fornicatorium intae a cinema hoos and charging youse all.
Whit wid ye be prepared tae pay fer an evening wi a drappie sat by r'eberspacher instead o trampin oer the hill tae some pub?
Wid ye think a fiver wiz reasonable?

 

[Woodlouse]

Whats the film?

 

[ChrisE]

Probably 'Green for Danger'

 

[Blueboatman]

Would that include refreshments then ? /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Kilter]

Beware of grey imports! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[tugboat]

Would the forni-whatsit be optional or compulsory?

 

[bilbobaggins]

Are yoo gonna cum roon' at ra interval, wearin' yon grey/green kilt an a', an' sellin' ice-creams...?

Who's gonna bong the big gong?

Will we a' haftae staun' at ra end fur ra Anthem an that....? Or can them nearest the door gey oot fur a quick slash?




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[jimi]

weel ah think a fiver is okay if ra popcorn is thrown in .. oan second thochts . naw .. mind ye a a run o' "The Swan" starring Helen Mirren wid be awfie tempting

 

[Twister_Ken]

Itza troll. Yerman Claymore wouldn't know one end of a low noise heat-pipe cooling engine from the other.

 

[Mudplugger]

Oh ye of little faith! a veritable legend in his own lifetime, a stalwart of higher education, and a man of letters, talent, taste and vision. He asks a simple question of us mere mortals, seeking enlightenment, and you mock? ( I don,t understand the question either!)