dulcibella
Well-Known Member
No more need for the kitchen pinger to wake the singlehander every fifteen minutes. According to the current TV advertisement, any gallant solo sailorette feeling a sniffle coming on can leave it to her plucky packet of Lemsip to keep watch while she gets eight hours kip down below. The brave little chap is fully kitted out with yellow binoculars and wellies but .... no lifejacket or line! This irresponsibility must stop before the ocean becomes clogged with drowned packets of patent nostrums.