Dear Fred,
I know we have been together for 25 years and we have during that time had our ups and downs. However, I am in love with Sven from the gym while you insist on spending all your time and money on that sodding boat. So that's it. I'm off.
Donna
ps I don't care that you rounded Rockall or wherever it was first. Just don't leave me any more stupid screaming telephone messages.
There's a so-called professional writer aboard as an 'observer'.
If I wrote that kind of rubbish, I wouldn't be a professional writer for much longer.
I particularly bridled at "It would take until 0545 am Wednesday, London Greenwich time, before we would eventually round the dramatic cliffs and tall lighthouse clinging to the side of them".
I don't remember dramatic cliffs, just a sodding great rock. And what exactly is 'the side of a cliff'? The non cliffy bit?
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I particularly bridled at "It would take until 0545 am Wednesday, London Greenwich time, before we would eventually round the dramatic cliffs and tall lighthouse clinging to the side of them".
[/ QUOTE ] Maybe words, like wine, don't travel well.
Dear Ken,
I know we have been together for 25 years and we have during that time had our ups and downs. However, I am in love with dramatic Cliff, the actor from my book group, while you insist on spending all your time with your nose in a dictionary. When you emerge you spend all your money on that sodding boat. How much teak can one boat eat? So that's it. I'm off.
Mrs Ken
ps Cliff can't spell but he has a side a girl can latch on to.