Thanks Mum to be OFF LIMITS........

[STEVEDUNSTABLE]

Hi All......Strange as it may seem, Thanks Mum and its "retarded" owner have been known occasionally to be visited by fellow "floatists" for a tipple, gossip and general moan at the "idiot owner" !!!! ...... if you ever wish to call in please feel free..... HOWEVER!!!!.... the idiot owner has just found out that there is an imminent, "ball kick a thon", the usual june pingpong and a "pointyball" contest, all of which are as interesting as underwater painting, cactus racing, watching hair grow etc etc etc !!!!!!............ anybody and EVERYBODY is always welcome to drop by as long as ALL REFERENCES to any of the above or sport in general (except any form of motor sport) will be met by the use of the "sport lover ejector seat"......... ENJOY THE SUMMER PEOPLE......... (ps. what is an "up n under" anyway???.......on second thoughts ...zzzzzzzzzzz)

 

[andy59]

Steve , have you been looking inside my head by any chance ?

 

[paultallett]

Thats a real shame...... I'd planned on bringing this lady along on Sunday to talk to you. Never mind, I'll have to keep her busy myself

 

[STEVEDUNSTABLE]

Thats a real shame...... I'd planned on bringing this lady along on Sunday to talk to you. Never mind, I'll have to keep her busy myself

I asume thats a lady cricketist with an itchy arse??!!! ..... naaaa mate... all yours

 

[Winchy51]

Hi All......Strange as it may seem, Thanks Mum and its "retarded" owner have been known occasionally to be visited by fellow "floatists" for a tipple, gossip and general moan at the "idiot owner" !!!! ...... if you ever wish to call in please feel free..... HOWEVER!!!!.... the idiot owner has just found out that there is an imminent, "ball kick a thon", the usual june pingpong and a "pointyball" contest, all of which are as interesting as underwater painting, cactus racing, watching hair grow etc etc etc !!!!!!............ anybody and EVERYBODY is always welcome to drop by as long as ALL REFERENCES to any of the above or sport in general (except any form of motor sport) will be met by the use of the "sport lover ejector seat"......... ENJOY THE SUMMER PEOPLE......... (ps. what is an "up n under" anyway???.......on second thoughts ...zzzzzzzzzzz)

Up n under an Australian phrase I think ask Rolf harris

 

[lisilou]

How you fixed for sat 14th around 11pm Steve?....get the fridge filled coz it's gonna get messy!!!...If everyone brings a portable...we could watch with surround sound!!
L

 

[lisilou]

Up n under an Australian phrase I think ask Rolf harris

Ouch lol

 

[bigwow]

Thats a real shame...... I'd planned on bringing this lady along on Sunday to talk to you. Never mind, I'll have to keep her busy myself

She's a pensioner now!

 

[Winchy51]

Thats a real shame...... I'd planned on bringing this lady along on Sunday to talk to you. Never mind, I'll have to keep her busy myself

Paul sorry my wife is busy Sunday

 

[paultallett]

She's a pensioner now!

Just Steve's type.......

 

[Winchy51]

I asume thats a lady cricketist with an itchy arse??!!! ..... naaaa mate... all yours

No no she has a PILE problem good job she is not on the hamble !!!!!!!!!!

 

[Croak]

What a good rule to have on the boat, can you condense it at all so I can get it printed on a notice.

 

[targa31]

Take it you won't be replacing you ensign for a st georges flag for the next month then?

 

[STEVEDUNSTABLE]

What a good rule to have on the boat, can you condense it at all so I can get it printed on a notice.

How about ... SPORT FREE ZONE... or SWIM HOME !!!!

 

[paultallett]

So..... Who's watching the England game tonight??

 

[STEVEDUNSTABLE]

So..... Who's watching the England game tonight??

will be at work !!!!!............ so it does have its advantages !!!!!!!!

 

[spanermonkey]

Got to say I ain't interested
In the sport side of it however I do enjoy a spot of rugby . the post match drinking is the best part .

 

[nigelmercier]

You need one of these...

 

[STEVEDUNSTABLE]

You need one of these...

YES PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............... or is there one for ALL sports except motor racing !!!!!! ......yes I know, bah humbug etc etc

 

[superheat6k]

YES PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............... or is there one for ALL sports except motor racing !!!!!! ......yes I know, bah humbug etc etc

Steve 'all sports' is fine - why would you consider motor racing a sport !

That sticker more welcome on my boat than a deck shoes only label.