Thames-Isis to be renamed.

[Harry Hogwash]

Plans are afoot to rename the historic name of the Thames Isis due its current connotations.
The general renaming ceremony comes along with the proposal to rename Grenfell Tower
due to its unfortunate associations with Lord Chief Marshall Grenfell who had a hand in the
murder of 1000s of Zulus and Dervishes under The British Empire.
Similiarly Yale university named after its benefactor a former Governor of Madras and Slave Owner,
The plans to start removing all the white marble greek and roman statues from the Ashmolean
are seeing a protoytpe in New York ,the pale statues "are not representative of the ethnic make up of todays
world said a spokesperson,"they also bear fascistic overtones".
This despite their unfig leafed male genetalia being considered the epitomy of beauty in Classical times
but the horror of school marms and their parties of today.

More fascinating facts revealed by Horace Herbert. HH,

 

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[Old Crusty]

While HH's fake news is une charge de coq, recently, the EA renamed the Mitchell 31 patrol boat Isis, the one usually moored at Molesey Lock with the new £10k CCTV camera on the cabin head that we paid for, 'Tamesis', as the compliance manager didn't like the pi$$ taking it generated. He's not a Moaning Millennial so must just be a soft shi..... (can I say that on the forum?)

 

[Actionmat]

I wondered where Isis had gone, that explains it! It's a bit wet to be bothered about that name(which coincidentally is 'Sisi' backwards)

 

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This was a very welcome sight