TGIF (H)

[ToMo]

Right for all you clever beggers - ponder this:

You know about those people who say they are giving more than 100%
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?
If : A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get
you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over
the top!
Dont splash too much out there <G>
TôMö

 

[claymore]

What did the Doctor say about not taking your medication?

What care we - tho' white the Minch is,
What care we boys, for wind or weather?

 

[ccscott49]

Are you very bored?

 

[ToMo]

That proves it!....you can find potraggies all over the place, you jest have to bore them out!!!
Colin get away from that hole, else John might push you in!
TôMö

 

[ccscott49]

Dont laugh, a guy fell down the hole in Iran, they tried to retrieve his body for two days, couldnt get it out................................ran a new bit and drilled him up!! True story, seriously!!

 

[claymore]

Colin Scott thats awful!!
Put me right off my tea -
regards
JS

The fairytale ends here