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TCM\'s briliant new dinghy security system FREE (trials in progress)
I have developed a superb new security system for boating equipment, and so far it is working brilliantly.
It is ever so cheap (free, actualy) and I can't really understand why nobody else has tried it.
What you do it write "FU CK OFF - do not nick this!" on whatever it is that is most likely to get nicked, and sure enough, it doesn't get nicked. So far I have coded the dinghy, ever so quick and all you need is a pen.
This system works on all but the most hardened criminal, even on those who have lousy english. It atacks the brain functions, i think, i spect some people wil need to do some research at the University of the Bleedin Obvious, and of course, like all briliant ideas it's blingingly simple once you have heard or seen it.
Sure, if lots of people write filthy discouraging messages on their dinghies etc then you/I will have to get more of the same and write upgrade the system by adding "Or I will kick your Fuckinghead in!".
One additional thing is if there were saytwo dinghies, one with current message on and another with enhanced message i admit the former most likely to be nicked. Or actually, perhaps the thief would be double scared and imagine that a ghastly gang was gonna blow his head off just for piching a dinghy.
So in conclusion, i can't see anything wrong with this, provided you are fine about riding round in a dinghy with swear words written on it. Swmbo didn't seem too overly concerned, but then the recent banger was graffiti'd with CU NT on the boot, and she seemed ok about being driven around in that so it's simply the old story about being familiar with things, in her case being married to a suspected idiot/genius. And as i said to her, we never wrote this sort stuff on the fence or the house, and THATS why we got burgled twice!
You could do this on anything i supoose, handbags (for women) and cricket bats for blokes, cars as above above for either. Actualy, it could be that swmbo's will be bettr at installing the system and think of devices such as "If YOU Steal this i will personally come round and rip your cock off and no nice sharp knife like that Bobbit" which makes me wince just thinking of it. Perfect.
Now, if you don't fancy this, praps you might at least STOP buying mats that say "welcome" on them or suchlick which gives the clear impression to the casal burglar that yiou are a soft get, and hence an easy target. Much better getting a mat saying some appalling filth, which would again make the burglar move elsewhere.
I have developed a superb new security system for boating equipment, and so far it is working brilliantly.
It is ever so cheap (free, actualy) and I can't really understand why nobody else has tried it.
What you do it write "FU CK OFF - do not nick this!" on whatever it is that is most likely to get nicked, and sure enough, it doesn't get nicked. So far I have coded the dinghy, ever so quick and all you need is a pen.
This system works on all but the most hardened criminal, even on those who have lousy english. It atacks the brain functions, i think, i spect some people wil need to do some research at the University of the Bleedin Obvious, and of course, like all briliant ideas it's blingingly simple once you have heard or seen it.
Sure, if lots of people write filthy discouraging messages on their dinghies etc then you/I will have to get more of the same and write upgrade the system by adding "Or I will kick your Fuckinghead in!".
One additional thing is if there were saytwo dinghies, one with current message on and another with enhanced message i admit the former most likely to be nicked. Or actually, perhaps the thief would be double scared and imagine that a ghastly gang was gonna blow his head off just for piching a dinghy.
So in conclusion, i can't see anything wrong with this, provided you are fine about riding round in a dinghy with swear words written on it. Swmbo didn't seem too overly concerned, but then the recent banger was graffiti'd with CU NT on the boot, and she seemed ok about being driven around in that so it's simply the old story about being familiar with things, in her case being married to a suspected idiot/genius. And as i said to her, we never wrote this sort stuff on the fence or the house, and THATS why we got burgled twice!
You could do this on anything i supoose, handbags (for women) and cricket bats for blokes, cars as above above for either. Actualy, it could be that swmbo's will be bettr at installing the system and think of devices such as "If YOU Steal this i will personally come round and rip your cock off and no nice sharp knife like that Bobbit" which makes me wince just thinking of it. Perfect.
Now, if you don't fancy this, praps you might at least STOP buying mats that say "welcome" on them or suchlick which gives the clear impression to the casal burglar that yiou are a soft get, and hence an easy target. Much better getting a mat saying some appalling filth, which would again make the burglar move elsewhere.
