Taken delivery of my new cat

[Deleted member 478]

It's not very stable at all and often misjudges a leap from here to there, resulting in a howl by the cat and me howling with laughter at it's misfortune. I am told by someone posing as an expert in cat matters, that it has no sense of balance because it has no tail. It also has no name. 'Einstein' or 'Dogfood' are top of the list at the moment.

I inherited Einstein/Dogfood with the house I've just moved into and besides numerous collisions with the kitchen counter where it's food is left, the cooking fat has stepped on my keyboard just as I clicked on 'connect' which resulted in my user name being wiped out. It took two days for my ISP to return the call.

 

[sarabande]

No hard felines, then ?

 

[Captain Coochie]

I had a cat like that but he had a tail . He used to mis judge everything and fall off everything . He used to have me in stiches at times /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Sgeir]

Do they still use 'em to make violin strings?

 

[Deleted member 478]

Hmm, means I could also it 'Stradivarius'

 

[Twister_Ken]

Or Tennis Racket

 

[Deleted member 478]

Anyone got any other suggestions for an appropriate name?

 

[Twister_Ken]

Amaran?

 

[Bergman]

Trex

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Mouse pad

 

[Sybarite]

Manx...

 

[BlueSkyNick]

Shark Bait.

 

[LymingtonPugwash]

Stingo... it may not be capable of staying upright, but can it swim? Surely you must have found out by now, or else you're an incredibley patient and forgiving chap!