syd
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Two bits of Tarmac walk into a bar. First one sez to the barman.
"I'm off the M1 motorway, I'm well ard, if anyone soft comes in ere I'm gonna do im".
Second one sez to the barman
"I'm off the main runway of Gatwick airport, I'm even arder, so if anyone soft comes in ere I'M gonna do im as well".
Couple of minutes go by and in walks a little piece of green Tarmac, at this the other two bits of Tarmac get all nervous and go quiet.
The barman notices this and says to them.
"Thought you's two were well hard, why have you gone all nervous, its only a little bit of green Tarmac?
To which they replied..
"Leave it out mate, He's a bit of a cyclepath. Boom Boom..
Any hoo
Two lozenges walk into a bar and say to the barman
"If you don't give us free booze we're gonna beat up anyone who comes in your bar"
So, not wanting any trouble the barman starts to pour them their drinks. Just as he's about to serve them in walks a green lozenge. On seeing the green lozenge the other two go and sit down keeping their heads bowed and acting scared.
After serving the green lozenge the barman goes over to the two other lozenges and says.."What happened there, I thought you were going to beat up anyone who comes in if I don't give you free booze"?
To which they reply..
"Leave it out mate, that lozenge is menthol"!
Syd
"I'm off the M1 motorway, I'm well ard, if anyone soft comes in ere I'm gonna do im".
Second one sez to the barman
"I'm off the main runway of Gatwick airport, I'm even arder, so if anyone soft comes in ere I'M gonna do im as well".
Couple of minutes go by and in walks a little piece of green Tarmac, at this the other two bits of Tarmac get all nervous and go quiet.
The barman notices this and says to them.
"Thought you's two were well hard, why have you gone all nervous, its only a little bit of green Tarmac?
To which they replied..
"Leave it out mate, He's a bit of a cyclepath. Boom Boom..
Any hoo
Two lozenges walk into a bar and say to the barman
"If you don't give us free booze we're gonna beat up anyone who comes in your bar"
So, not wanting any trouble the barman starts to pour them their drinks. Just as he's about to serve them in walks a green lozenge. On seeing the green lozenge the other two go and sit down keeping their heads bowed and acting scared.
After serving the green lozenge the barman goes over to the two other lozenges and says.."What happened there, I thought you were going to beat up anyone who comes in if I don't give you free booze"?
To which they reply..
"Leave it out mate, that lozenge is menthol"!
Syd
