Submarine Caption Contest

[Lakesailor]

 

[Twister_Ken]

Must be a scene from Das Boot

 

[Lakesailor]

Load the Toe-pedoes

 

[flaming]

The Americans unveil their latest submarine camoflage as a US government research scientist discovers that old boots are in fact the most common thing found in the sea.

 

[Rustyknight]

Posters for the Hollywood remake of "Das Boot" had to be recalled today after a slight technical problem was noticed.......


<edit> Arrghh...... beaten to it by TK /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

 

[Twister_Ken]

"It's getting to be a different kind of war, Number One!"

 

[johnalison]

Dubarry tests its new range to comply with new European standard for marine footwear.

 

[jhr]

Decommissioning of the submarine fleet had led to one sole example remaining.

 

[quimby]

All ready to Kick Ass Skipper!

 

[yoty]

Trust the marines to put the boot in...

 

[Seven Spades]

Dutch Customs stamp out fuel smuggling.

 

[pennycar9]

U-Boot

 

[Twister_Ken]

For heavens sake stay on the surface, Skipper, the smell down here is appalling.

 

[Genie]

'Oh I do like to be beside the knee-side, oh I do like to be beside the knee.......'

 

[Genie]

'For heavens sake stay on the surface, Skipper, the smell down here is appalling'

Put a sock in it would you Carruthers......?

 

[Genie]

Crikey Skip - she must be at least 30 feet long...
But I bet she's got real sole!

 

[Genie]

The Navy finally found an appropraite training vessel for the cadets to find their Sea-legs in.....

 

[flipper]

The laces look a little slack...

 

[lenseman]

[ QUOTE ]
Crikey Skip - she must be at least 30 feet long...
But I bet she's got real sole!

[/ QUOTE ]
Don't exaggerate, it's exactly one foot long but they don't use it as a rule /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[keelbolt]

What was that you said about MOD's interest in your wakeboarding holiday, No. 1?