Stupid Instructions

[Guest]

Checked the water levels in the batteries at the weekend and needed to top them up so bought a bottle of distilled water from the local garage. Instructions on the bottle, and I promise I'm not making this up, say "Do NOT Dilute".

Anyone got any other howlers?

And BTW with what could you dilute the water anyway?

 

[Guest]

here's a howler, the Irish Independant's entry in BRAD states "An Irish Newspaper"

 

[Guest]

Apparently it says on a packet of some make of Whiskey flavoured condoms.
Dont use whilst driving!!!