Filtering through from local news agencies…
The Sidcup Herald reported that a man was sectioned and placed in local authority care after he was found arguing with a lamp post, people heard him telling the lamp post that his Dacron mainsail would outlive the lamppost’s bi-radial laminate by 10 years.
Police arrested a motorist in Winchester today on charges of road rage after he attacked a bus with a winch handle. The shocked bus driver said a man dressed in yellow waterproofs and brown leather boots approached his vehicle, after a near collision, claiming that “the traffic separation scheme ended 50 yards up the road and power should give way to sail”. As police dragged the deranged motorist away he was heard to wail “SWMBO take the helm”.
The chief medical officer at the Home Office has asked for other reports as he attempts to explain this outbreak of strange behaviour that began yesterday soon after 10am.
The Sidcup Herald reported that a man was sectioned and placed in local authority care after he was found arguing with a lamp post, people heard him telling the lamp post that his Dacron mainsail would outlive the lamppost’s bi-radial laminate by 10 years.
Police arrested a motorist in Winchester today on charges of road rage after he attacked a bus with a winch handle. The shocked bus driver said a man dressed in yellow waterproofs and brown leather boots approached his vehicle, after a near collision, claiming that “the traffic separation scheme ended 50 yards up the road and power should give way to sail”. As police dragged the deranged motorist away he was heard to wail “SWMBO take the helm”.
The chief medical officer at the Home Office has asked for other reports as he attempts to explain this outbreak of strange behaviour that began yesterday soon after 10am.
