Speedophiles and Kittens

[demonboy]

Hello all!

It's amazing what you can get up to when you go stir crazy. We go from sensible, responsible sailors in charge of a boat, to drunken tw4ts who steal golf carts and kittens, and find ourselves photographing fat sailors in Speedos.

Speedophiles and knobs on cars
Don't worry, there are no pictures of men in Speedos on FTB, but if you want to know how to out-run night security by 'borrowing' a golf cart, it's all here. Liz's winter project this year is the development of her new website, www.speedophile.com, and she asks you all to help contribute. Alternatively, just draw knobs on cars.

Big Stupid Boat
Big Stupid Boat is a lesson in how not to spend a cool £15m on a boat. Or, if you do, follow this boat's lead and employ a couple of over-enthusiastic interior designers to cock-up the refit. Alternatively just allow yourself to get stuck in the Black Hole that is Marmaris Yacht Marina and slowly go stir crazy. Pass me the revolver, will you?



Tattooed Cat
Finally, and most importantly, Esper has employed a new permanent crew member. It was a prerequisite that they sport tattoos and our new crew member has two! Her main duties are to sleep, eat, sleep, get stuck up the mast and, er, sleep.



C'mon England!

Love,
Liz and Jamie

 

[Oliveoyl]

Lovely cat, atrocious speedo man

 

[LadyJessie]

Loved your story of the Big Stupid Boat! Unfortunately, there are lots of those around.....

 

[demonboy]

Those damn irons! What's worse though? Ghastly plastic fantastics or men in Speedos?

 

[steve_cronin]

Tell me about....

these "Speedo" men.
I hadn't actually taken much notice but am i right in assuming that it refers to those males who wear swimming attire made by the SPEEDO company? Again i may stand to be corrected but i thought that they only made swimming costumes for rather shapely young ladies?

Steve cronin

 

[LadyJessie]

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Those damn irons! What's worse though? Ghastly plastic fantastics or men in Speedos?

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Ohhhmmm, that is a tough question. I think I would say the Speedos, only because there actually are some few nice 'irons' (hate to admit it...) but there are no nice views of Speedos.

 

[Oliveoyl]

Re: Tell me about....

Nope, they also make bathers for scraggy old ladies - I have 3. Nickname for male speedos over here is "moule bite" (willy hugger). Still absolutely disgusting. Many swimming pools don't let male swimmers in unless wearing these atrocities - something to do with hygiene, they say.Well it's certainly not v hygienic when the sight causes others to vomit!

 

[ribrage]

great website, still smiling, thank you /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[demonboy]

I learnt that some pools in France ONLY allow you to wear speedos. Why? Why? And WHY????

For those interested we created a Facebook group called, funnily enough, Speedophile.

And if you have any other definitions for a man wearing 'skimpy swimming briefs' (we don't use the brand name...bit like Hoovering), please email us at info@speedophile.com.

Sad. Very sad.

 

[demonboy]

Oh, and Steve......the reason for Speedophile is to BANISH MEN from wearing skimpy swimming briefs. We certainly don't want to ban the ladies in skimpy swimming cossies, do we?

 

[ironmaiden]

trust me .....the last thing you want to see is me in a skimpy swimming cossie...... you'd have sell Esper to pay for your therapy .. /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif