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Clive_Rigden

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Have a butchers at the thread :

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Couldn't agree more.

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You could try spam, spam, spam, egg and spam. There is not quite so much spam in that.......
(Older readers will remember.....)

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FullCircle

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Spams very good. I got my Tibetan Yachtmaster with a correspondance course. I sent off 100 dollars, and they correspondingly sent me a genuine certificate. No need to bother with all that RYA nonsense. Also I was going to buy the boat on a low payment mortgage from America, but fortunately I won a Dutch Pan European lottery, so I sent them the deposit money I had for the mortgage, as a setting up fee. I expect to get a big cheque from them this week to pay off the boat with. Great! Also no need for Boots anymore as the online pharmacy in Lima Peru took my order for all the drugs I could possibly want. Hell, they even threw in a months ring tones and 100 texts to some lady in Thailand. Or was it Phillipines. No mattter, I am sure it will be great anyway.
Oh, I nearly forgot. I was trawling e-bay and I found a boat amazingly similar to mine for sale, its a real bargain. I might even try a bid myself. Go look quick.
And my ISP lets me store all this alleged spam to review before I bin it. Only 5400 messages this month. I must be a lucky guy to be sent all those great offers.

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I would go as far to say that Spam is not much different to Corned Beef although Spam is pork, they are both processed in a similar way.

Surprising what you will eat when your hungry!

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How many tins of Spam could I get if I take this job?

Hello!
The company on development web project are required Financial Leader(permanent
or temporary work). You it is necessary whole only pair hours a day for this
work, rest we shall teach you. The company guarantees the social package,
honesty in cooperation, ensuring the salary beforehand on acceptance on work,
vacation. Acceptance is realized on competitive base. We are pleased each
workman!
Salary from 5000 pounds in mounth.

I'm sorely tempted...

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