laffinskip
Well-Known Member
It would appear that a lot of people don,t realise just how sound carries over water.
Eric Hiscock quoted,being at anchor in the beaulieu river when a dinghy with outboard came by & the conversation went.
ooh look theres wanderer,she,s a lovely woman but he,s a bit of an old *******.
He nearly choked on his glass of scotch.Susan preened all night.
In the same river we were moored up on piles near the pub,6 of us on board had decided to have a meal & a few drinks on board
that night. A middle aged couple came rowing by about 7-00pm obviously heading for the pub.Good evening they both said,has,nt it
been a lovely day,both dressed in their regulation blue outfits with touches of red,she with handbag over her arm,both fraytfully nice.
4 hrs later returning from the pub,we heard oars splashing.Him obviously totally ratarsed,her shrill (by then) voice no doubt full of
G&Ts Her-you have done nothing but ogle that woman all night & you can,t even get it up for me.Him-shaddup you bloody old bat
why would I want to.Lots of effing & blinding followed until they neared our boat,then realising we were all in the cockpit having
drinks reverted to mr & mrs freytfully jolly with from her.Has,nt it been a lovely evening.
He carried on rowing & through our fits of laughter we heard in the distance Just F Off from him I am going to get a younger model
her shrieking a fat lot of good you would be to her.
Obviously totally oblivious to the fact that they could be heard 200yds away. Any one else experienced voices over water.

We were all still laughing the next morning.
Eric Hiscock quoted,being at anchor in the beaulieu river when a dinghy with outboard came by & the conversation went.
ooh look theres wanderer,she,s a lovely woman but he,s a bit of an old *******.
He nearly choked on his glass of scotch.Susan preened all night.
In the same river we were moored up on piles near the pub,6 of us on board had decided to have a meal & a few drinks on board
that night. A middle aged couple came rowing by about 7-00pm obviously heading for the pub.Good evening they both said,has,nt it
been a lovely day,both dressed in their regulation blue outfits with touches of red,she with handbag over her arm,both fraytfully nice.
4 hrs later returning from the pub,we heard oars splashing.Him obviously totally ratarsed,her shrill (by then) voice no doubt full of
G&Ts Her-you have done nothing but ogle that woman all night & you can,t even get it up for me.Him-shaddup you bloody old bat
why would I want to.Lots of effing & blinding followed until they neared our boat,then realising we were all in the cockpit having
drinks reverted to mr & mrs freytfully jolly with from her.Has,nt it been a lovely evening.
He carried on rowing & through our fits of laughter we heard in the distance Just F Off from him I am going to get a younger model
her shrieking a fat lot of good you would be to her.
Obviously totally oblivious to the fact that they could be heard 200yds away. Any one else experienced voices over water.
We were all still laughing the next morning.